<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[🎉 Oh joy, the #FDA has graced us with a blood #test that might vaguely hint at Alzheimer's—because who needs clarity when you have ambiguity?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://postcall.pub/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f389.png?v=46d74f5bcff" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--tada" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🎉" alt="🎉" /> Oh joy, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FDA" rel="tag">#<span>FDA</span></a> has graced us with a blood <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/test" rel="tag">#<span>test</span></a> that might vaguely hint at Alzheimer's—because who needs clarity when you have ambiguity? 🧪<img src="https://postcall.pub/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f50d.png?v=46d74f5bcff" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--mag" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🔍" alt="🔍" /> Meanwhile, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WashU" rel="tag">#<span>WashU</span></a> Medicine's website continues to masquerade as a labyrinthine Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel, complete with a farmer's market subplot. <img src="https://postcall.pub/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f345.png?v=46d74f5bcff" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--tomato" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🍅" alt="🍅" /><img src="https://postcall.pub/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f4da.png?v=46d74f5bcff" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--books" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="📚" alt="📚" /><br /><a href="https://medicine.washu.edu/news/fda-clears-blood-test-to-aid-evaluation-for-alzheimers-disease/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>medicine.washu.edu/news/fda-cl</span><span>ears-blood-test-to-aid-evaluation-for-alzheimers-disease/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ambiguity" rel="tag">#<span>Ambiguity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Medicine" rel="tag">#<span>Medicine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ChooseYourOwnAdventure" rel="tag">#<span>ChooseYourOwnAdventure</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BloodTest" rel="tag">#<span>BloodTest</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" rel="tag">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" rel="tag">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://postcall.pub/topic/6f745033-f7f9-4b37-9125-77c3c5ab328a/oh-joy-the-fda-has-graced-us-with-a-blood-test-that-might-vaguely-hint-at-alzheimer-s-because-who-needs-clarity-when-you-have-ambiguity</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 09:38:08 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://postcall.pub/topic/6f745033-f7f9-4b37-9125-77c3c5ab328a.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 06:55:17 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl></channel></rss>