First I drink the coffee, then I explain the Internet*.

Profile picture: a LEGO minifigure (head: light tan, goatee, glasses; torso: black t-shirt with green text #!; legs: blue) holding two mugs of coffee. The mug text: "Spice must flow"

Header picture: an XKCD-style cartoon diagram illustrating the notional phase space of coffee.

*Professionally, yes.

Nyms which are probably me: dsr, -dsr-, dashdsrdash.

Just another disembodied voice on the Internet, with the right to use pronouns.