Wanted for violating § 307 StGB, the first rule of warfare, the second law of thermodynamics and the five second rule as well as for being "way to cute" (2022, Wuschel et al.). Kisser of boys. Kisser of Girls. Enjoyer of headpats from any being with headpatting-appendages. Toucher of computers. Appreciator of space things that further humanities understanding of the universe. Disappreciator of space things that further some billionaires ego. Store in a dry and dark place. Do not feed.

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