Same as I ever was. Team Shift-Enter. Chaotic groundparrot. Unhinged about Twin Peaks. EABLs are my peoples. Esoteric low-brow humor, reactive shitposting. Former secretly upstanding member of society.

Algebraphile. Successful multiplier, former BCR-ABL1 divider. In a serious relationship with Spreadsheets since 1995.

Avi: impressionistic image of brown-haired woman with averted gaze.

Banner: Duolingo sceenshot of Óscar with suggestive eyebrows, asking "¿Por qué se caen tus pantalones?"