Offendi veritate ignorantiam ostendit

Details
Lackluster Doom II Combatant

Things Said at Parties
-It's a shame they never made any more Star Wars movies other than 'The Empire Strikes Back'
-The most important thing camping teaches is that you don't need to change your clothes as often as you have been led to believe

Formulas
Strike Back actor quality:  f(x) = -3x^2 + 2x + 1