What have *you* done to increase shareholder value today?

@MattHatton bought McDonald's.

@MattHatton I did, in fact, check my email today. I might even check it again later today.

@jpm Sadly it still exists

@MattHatton Written an email about socks.

@MattHatton I have been told by customers I always know how to fix things (poor them that I can fix it)

@MattHatton Does making a cheese & tomato sandwich for my lunch count?

Some fraction of a cent of the cost of the bread, cheese, tomato, etc would have gone to farmers, but I reckon most of the value went to shareholders.

@MattHatton dude, the Dow is over 50,000 points today

@MattHatton I fucken would

@jpm @MattHatton I will and I do