GUARD #1: Halt, adventurer!
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GUARD #1: Halt, adventurer! Before you continue you must answer our riddle.
ORANGE GUARD: WINDMILLS CAUSE CANCER
GUARD #1: One of us always lies, and one of us
ADVENTURER: It's that one. The orange one. He's the one that always lies.
GUARD #1: but you didn't even wait to hear the whole riddle
ORANGE GUARD: INJECTING BLEACH IS GOOD FOR YOU
ADVENTURER: I got it. It's that one.
GUARD #1: you sure you don't want to, like, stay for a bit and listen, maybe get some clues or something?
ORANGE GUARD: I DIVERTED A HURRICANE WITH A SHARPIE
ADVENTURER: nope I'm sure.
GUARD #1: *sigh* okay yeah fine you got it. Proceed.
ADVENTURER: *walks past the guards*
GUARD #1: please take me with you
ORANGE GUARD: I AM THE SMARTEST AND BEST GUARD EVER I KNOW WHAT GIRAFFE IS
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