GUARD #1: Halt, adventurer!

GUARD #1: Halt, adventurer! Before you continue you must answer our riddle.

ORANGE GUARD: WINDMILLS CAUSE CANCER

GUARD #1: One of us always lies, and one of us

ADVENTURER: It's that one. The orange one. He's the one that always lies.

GUARD #1: but you didn't even wait to hear the whole riddle

ORANGE GUARD: INJECTING BLEACH IS GOOD FOR YOU

ADVENTURER: I got it. It's that one.

GUARD #1: you sure you don't want to, like, stay for a bit and listen, maybe get some clues or something?

ORANGE GUARD: I DIVERTED A HURRICANE WITH A SHARPIE

ADVENTURER: nope I'm sure.

GUARD #1: *sigh* okay yeah fine you got it. Proceed.

ADVENTURER: *walks past the guards*

GUARD #1: please take me with you

ORANGE GUARD: I AM THE SMARTEST AND BEST GUARD EVER I KNOW WHAT GIRAFFE IS