Partner: Can you make me more tea

Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag:

Partner: Can you make me more tea?
Me: 412
Partner: ???
Me: Precondition Failed
Partner: ???
Me: You've only had coffee this morning, therefore you can't have more tea.
Partner: Ryan.

Daniel 🏳️‍🌈 Jilg :sondrine:

@ryanc But 418!

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@ryanc
Counterpoint: any would be more than none

SleepyCatten

@ryanc

This is the kind of stuff our poor spouse has had to put up with for over a decade now 🤭

(Well, partner for over a decade. Spouse for nearly a decade.)

Just be wary of encountering 403.

Cal Q Alaera :HeartNonbinary:

@ryanc If they ask you for more tea in the same way after that, do they get a 425?

#goof

cyborg mouse :neomouse_cyborg:

@ryanc
Partner: Can you make me more tea?
Me: 402

Efi (nap pet) 🦊💤

@ryanc nerd

Petra

@ryanc

Did they have tea yesterday? If yes, then tea today is more tea.

lizzy ☭ :heart_lesbian_diagonal2: :cuwu:

@ryanc 418 is also a valid reply

David JONES

@ryanc This is Alice's objection at the Tea Party in Alice in Wonderland. The Hatter and The Hare are fairly insistent than you can always have more than nothing; you can't have less than nothing.