logging in to my sysadmin job

@starchy except there's no winners in sysadmin

@starchy

Reluctantly crouched at the command line
Desperately typing to keep it online
A green light flashes, the systems come up
Churning and burning for the latest markup
Deftly inserting some Python or C
While guzzling down a coffee or three
Reckless and wild, he pours through the code
His prowess is potent, an effortless flow
As he speeds through the lines, the servers go down
As 404 errors are suddenly found
The department is empty except for one man
Still loading and coding as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
His coffee gone cold long ago in his cup
But he's typing and striving, debugging the terms
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns

He's going the distance
He's coding in C
He's all alone (all alone)
All alone in his time of need

@sortius @starchy winning is getting through a day without an incident. I’ll let you know if I ever win

@Lana @starchy

Then all of a sudden he remembers his friend!
Claude to the rescue, will code ‘til the end.
So he writes down a prompt and leans back with relief,
And watches the slop scrolling by with such speed.
Whatever new bugs or design flaws are made,
That’s a problem for the next on call engineer

@ianiv @Lana @starchy So, you’re saying AI CAKE is a lie?

@juanejot all cake is a lie

@juanejot @ianiv @starchy

AI CAKE or DEATH?

@Lana @starchy @ianiv Or Death by Chocolate?