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  • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

    Right! Hard toilet paper!

    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

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    Tim Ward ⭐πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ”Ά  #FBPET This user is from outside of this forum
    Tim Ward ⭐πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ”Ά  #FBPET This user is from outside of this forum
    Tim Ward ⭐πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ”Ά #FBPE
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    #48

    @bodhipaksa Soft toilet paper was a novelty bought by posh rich people.

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    • Moof! πŸ”œ T3chFestM Moof! πŸ”œ T3chFest

      @bodhipaksa @drmikepj I encountered it at my grandparents’ place in England. It was terrifying

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      #49

      @moof@cupoftea.social @bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot @drmikepj@mastodon.social +1. My grandmother had two toilet paper dispensers: Tracing paper on one side because she "preferred it" and a normal one on the other side for everyone else.

      I should complete the mental image by explaining that her toilet featured an old-fashioned high-level cistern with a flushing power that terrified small me. Standard Flushing Procedure involved closing the lid, holding the chain with an outstretched arm while standing as far into the doorway as possible, then delivering a swift tug before launching into an emergency high-speed sprint of the kind that was usually reserved for being pursued by school bullies or Scary Dogs. It probably smelled of Ajax.

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      • Tim Ward ⭐πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ”Ά  #FBPET Tim Ward ⭐πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ”Ά #FBPE

        @bodhipaksa Soft toilet paper was a novelty bought by posh rich people.

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        @bodhipaksa Actually I think the last time I saw hard toilet paper was as late as the mid 1980s. I won't name and shame the institution because they were, and still are, otherwise a Good Thing.

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        • ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяΙͺʟʟB ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяΙͺʟʟ

          @bodhipaksa @purplepadma IZAL!

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          @bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot @purplepadma@beige.party @BenCotterill@mastodon.social "Now wash your hands."
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          • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

            Right! Hard toilet paper!

            People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

            I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

            If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

            [Boost for larger sample, please!]

            Dr. Dr. Bethan Tovey-WalshL This user is from outside of this forum
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            Dr. Dr. Bethan Tovey-Walsh
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            #52

            @bodhipaksa
            Wales. We had it right through primary and secondary. I would like you to imagine menstruating and having only sharp, shiny, non-absorbent toilet paper.

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            • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

              Right! Hard toilet paper!

              People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

              I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

              If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

              [Boost for larger sample, please!]

              vicarvernonV This user is from outside of this forum
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              vicarvernon
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              @bodhipaksa my grandparents had it, Izal, as it was medicated, whatever that meant. I thought I'd seen the last of it when they moved to live with us when I was 10, then as a teenager we went camping at a Forestry Commission site in Dumfries and Galloway. Yup, I experienced the delight of it once more, this time with corporate branding.

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              • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                Right! Hard toilet paper!

                People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                Butch Hattrick ⚧️R This user is from outside of this forum
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                Butch Hattrick ⚧️
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                #54

                @bodhipaksa in the 1970s USA, when I was elementary school age, that paper was at school and lots of public bathrooms.

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                • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                  Right! Hard toilet paper!

                  People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                  I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                  If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                  [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                  BenderIsGreat34A This user is from outside of this forum
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                  BenderIsGreat34
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                  #55

                  @bodhipaksa @TalktoBeverley My school had it and I avoided having to β€œgo” during school hours.

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                  • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                    Right! Hard toilet paper!

                    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                    [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                    Jez HigginsJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #56

                    @bodhipaksa Primary school had it, which I guess is pretty standard. But...

                    My parents ran the village shop and stocked Izal because there were people who actually wanted to buy it,and use it on their own arses voluntarily

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                    • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                      Right! Hard toilet paper!

                      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                      Wonderdog πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆC This user is from outside of this forum
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                      Wonderdog πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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                      #57

                      @bodhipaksa Public service toilet paper. Eeee.

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                      • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                        Right! Hard toilet paper!

                        People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                        I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                        If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                        [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                        Ben ToddM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        Ben Todd
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                        @bodhipaksa

                        It was like grease proof paper!

                        I'm sure it was plausible for sewage farms to retrieve it, clean it and resell it!

                        Horrible stuff!

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                        • BenderIsGreat34A BenderIsGreat34

                          @bodhipaksa @TalktoBeverley My school had it and I avoided having to β€œgo” during school hours.

                          BeverleyT This user is from outside of this forum
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                          Beverley
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                          @andymoose @bodhipaksa

                          Yes, mine too. But for a girl, loo roll is necessary for both functions.

                          Which reminds me, my first period began on a school trip to the Lake District. The public lavatory had… you’ve guessed it… Izal. So luxuriously absorbent. NOT. Properly traumatised me!

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                          • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                            Right! Hard toilet paper!

                            People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                            I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                            If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                            [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                            Ben ToddM This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @bodhipaksa

                            I've boosted but I decline my free larger sample of toilet paper thanks!

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                            • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                              Right! Hard toilet paper!

                              People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                              I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                              If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                              [Boost for larger sample, please!]

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                              @bodhipaksa I remember my father and grandparents (in the us) talking about using a β€œsears & roebuck” catalog … you got to read the thing and then use it 😹

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                              • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                Ham on WryH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @bodhipaksa

                                I worked for a Canadian company that was so cheap you’d swear that there were wood chips in the toilet paper.

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                                • BeverleyT Beverley

                                  @andymoose @bodhipaksa

                                  Yes, mine too. But for a girl, loo roll is necessary for both functions.

                                  Which reminds me, my first period began on a school trip to the Lake District. The public lavatory had… you’ve guessed it… Izal. So luxuriously absorbent. NOT. Properly traumatised me!

                                  BenderIsGreat34A This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  BenderIsGreat34
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                                  #63

                                  @TalktoBeverley @bodhipaksa Why we never thought to bring a toilet roll to school with us I don’t know. Plenty of room in my school bag - especially on PE days.

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                                  • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                    Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                    [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                    StuT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @bodhipaksa Oh wow, flash back to primary school. Hideous stuff.

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                                    • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                      Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                      Anton SherwoodT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @bodhipaksa iirc I encountered it in France in 1970 and/or 1975.

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                                      • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                        Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                        People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                        I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                        If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                        [Boost for larger sample, please!]

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                                        mags amond
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                                        @bodhipaksa
                                        Ireland, 60s, primary school

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                                        • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                          Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

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                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #67

                                          @bodhipaksa
                                          IZAL. It was called Izal. But I'm not that bothered: in my Grandma's toilet it was pieces of the Radio Times. But I'm not that bothered: they were FLUSHING TOILETS ffs. In a lot of the world they still don't have flush toilets or any kind of toilet paper

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