>using one of those cow milker machines to jelq

@sand …please dont

@jorgaborg >hanging myself by my neck 12 hours a day to get taller

@sand even worse idea. breaking your legs and forcing them apart slightly to– wait hang on isnt this a thing?

@jorgaborg idk wtf YOU'RE talking about.

@sand im pretty sure i just described a medical process that makes you taller

@jorgaborg hmm... i'd like one of your bad quotes, please.

@sand “Terrible! Makes me want to piss myself.”