How to make your home more thrilling

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yeah hope it's not near a tectonic fault line...
@volpeon

Def.X: :neoraccoon_happy_blep: & :neomouse_thumbsup:

@volpeon Is this the new terraria update?

hearts

@volpeon sword of damocles for billionaires

mbpaz

@volpeon I'd spend the day looking for the partly hidden spot one has to shoot to open the lower door and rush downstairs before the now released boulder hits me.

ask

@volpeon there's one of these at LACMA in Los Angeles!

Kat S

@volpeon I grew up in earthquake country, and nope nope nope nope

__Miguel_

@volpeon A whole new meaning to the word "brutalist"

sanek (FOSDEM once more)

@volpeon boomer shooter kinda trap

Fuse

@volpeon
Yes. The omission of hand rails for those staircases would not be permitted in many jurisdictions. Very dangerous.

adzuki-11

@volpeon thats no house, thats a garrys mod map!

4censord :nfp:

@volpeon terrifying, i love it

Fennix

@volpeon

Portal Turrets would really add to this aesthetic.

Paper Moon

@volpeon Someone has a house like that and it's not exciting enough for them.

jbaggs

@volpeon Who doesn't love a good chockstone?

Gabriel N

@volpeon the first thing that you see is the boulder.

The really terrifying stuff are the slits on both sides of the center staircase and the non existent railing on the left staircase.

Nope

Fabos (not an OS)

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip this is so Egyptian style

not obscene, just deeply concerning

@volpeon i love how this is the first picture i see on fedi after i make this reply https://kill-corporati...

Kim

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip They've kept their Large Boulder The Size Of A Small Boulder Day decorations up a bit late this year...

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@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip reminds me of that museum where you have to go under a rock to enter it

neurotic_fiend_friction 🐚

@volpeon

When your house is getting either too much fiber, or not enough and only your decorator knows for sure.