@paco @BenAveling it is just a stupid electronic device

@paco I’m willing to trade for a slightly used 1980

@bhaugland @paco Reagans win year? Really?

@StompyRobot @paco I'll take an actor for president over a slime ball salesman any day of the week

@paco ooooh turkey vultures.

Let’s hope there’s a load of turkeys becoming carrion in 2026.

@tamonten That’s how I always hear the flight attendants announcements on airplanes. “Please put your carrion under your seat or in the overhead compartment. If you had to gate-check your carrion, you can pick it up on the jetway when we arrive.”

@paco we saw a bunch of corvids picking at road kill the other day and I started singing “carrion my wayward son”

@paco there must be something dead nearby. Those birds have fantastic smell ability.

@deepmud 2025? It was pretty rotten by the end of the day yesterday…

@bhaugland @paco I mean, the only way is up, sure...

@paco
They are safe if used correctly. The problem is that there's a tiktok "lifehack" going around that tells you to clean your baking trays in the self-cleaning mode. That's actually very dangerous.

@paco Hey, that's the director. They have to listen!

@paco when did R2 get hot?

@paco as close as we will get in this film

#monsterdon

@paco oh. hmm. i guess I don't think they technically have to be clothed. hmm.

#monsterdon

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@paco THE MASK STAYS ON.

#monsterdon

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#Monsterdon

@arrjay Socks? no way! Mask? Ok.
#monsterdon

@paco Basically just like now

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@paco it makes more sense than whatever the fuck we're doing in Venezuela