Have you increased shareholder value today?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange cutely casts a shareholder to an int and increments them, turning them into a glitched entity

@catsalad Yes. For clever but ultimately erroneous measures of value.

@catsalad no, i was busy shopping, eating and chewing lan cables unfortunately...

@catsalad No. But at one point I was simultaneously in a Teams seminar, and a web stream of an internal all-hands session, while watching the snowboarding on mute, while replying to emails. Oh, while drinking coffee.

Stick that up your dividend, shareholders.

@catsalad I value shared holdings - does that count?

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Yes. I cancelled a meeting.

@alice @catsalad

That... That was a pointer.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange no but I sure have decreased it by a lot!

@catsalad god I hope not

@catsalad no. I am not sorry. It will happen again :3

@catsalad

<grabs a large pair of fabric shears>

i have increased shear-holder value...

@catsalad

@catsalad I have not, I did not yesterday and I shall not tomorrow, God willing.

@catsalad LMAO i am sorry Mother, I haven't

@catsalad We're fully onboard to determine if there's any there there.

yes I did. I work in retail....

@catsalad Despite my best intentions, I probably did

@catsalad Yep--my own.

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Shamefully, no I have not. I am trying to care about that but I am afraid I am failing miserably at that as well.

@Aut @catsalad