I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea Has he ever seen any proof that humans *can't*?
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea good lord the world needs bacon-conjuring Odin now more than ever! Keep us posted on his progress
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea I suspect he has found strong empirical evidence for this conjecture.
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea - It's worked before.
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea - Good luck, Allfluffer.
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
i've heard of very few superpowers that sound better than this.
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea oh my days. God like.
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea and why aren’t you summoning bacon for him?!
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea Odin if I had bacon in my pocket I would give it to you
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea It's past 10 at night, and now I have an intense craving for bacon. I'm holding Odin personally responsible for this.
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea give him the bacon already, for the love of dog!
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
Psst ... Odin ... they are made of bacon ... long bacon.
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I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@0xabad1dea They sort of can? Everyone in the house has a rectangle that can summon bacon to the front door, at any rate. Nobody tell Odin.
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