keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
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@jepyang@wandering.shop pocket pussy
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@jepyang it's legitimately just a taco bell supreme taco in a vinyl pouch that you can keep in your pocket for later. Like an old pocket protector, but instead of being for pens, it holds one taco. The vinyl catches the grease, but one of the problems is that the taco sauce breaks down the part where the seal is, so I haven't been able to make mine last very long. I just get slick, greasy thighs after a while.
Oh, and then I also forgot to check my pockets once and washed the taco in the laundry and it didn't turn out well. That grease stains and there were bits of lettuce and meat and a weird fibrous material all over my clothes, but especially my pocket.
It's nice, though, to just have a taco in your pocket for whenever you feel like you want some taco.
@jepyang I'll be honest. These days I just use a regular ziplock bag when I want to carry a taco in my pocket, which is most days (maybe that's the problem, I'm a power user). It's not as fancy as the official Pocket Taco, but like, it works and ironically I generally have less mess.
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@silvermoon82 @theynege really glad i’m not the only one who had this exact thought
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@revoluciana no lmao
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@jepyang@wandering.shop pocket pussy
@jiub but a pussy is already a…??
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang short for pocket tacolator, Tacos Instruments and Hewlett Tacos were among the first to introduce electronic pocket tacolators but I'd be remiss not to mention mechanical pocket tacolators like the Curta Taco I and Taco II. These days most people use virtual pocket tacolators running as software on their pocket tacophones, or even tacowatches. While advanced tacolation can be done in tacosheet software like OpenTaco.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang based on the other things I've seen named like this.... I think it's a circuit board with a wifi module that can serve a single webpage to whoever's within like a few meters of you. (see e.g. https://oldbytes.space/@Wintermute_BBS/116098322023226261)
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By all means, keep going, I'm very curious where you can take these tacos and hotdogs now.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang
I'm picturing a small, hinged, hard-sided Tupperware the size and shape of a hard taco shell, designed to store a taco without crushing it. -
@revoluciana lmao this is the spicy content i want on my feed
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@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
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@revoluciana francine’s red hot
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang
Another term for a travel taco? (NOT a walking taco, that's just a frito pie, totally different thing) -
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised
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@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised
@JoscelynTransient
Capsaicin lube exists
I wouldn't recommend it
But it is out there.
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