Elon Musk wants to build an ice cream castle in the Horsehead Nebula

Aram Sinnreich

Elon Musk wants to ride a pink pegasus to the prom with his best gal Sydney Sweeney

Elon Musk wants to win a threepeat threepeat for the Chicago Bulls

Elon Musk wants to piss champagne and fart love potion

Elon Musk wants.

Asta [AMP]

@aram@aoir.social genuinely cannot decide who I hate more at this moment: the NYT or Musk.

wait, it's Musk. It's always Musk. but the NYT is certainly trying, aren't they (as always).

rickf

@aram Howard Hughes was a far better eccentric bazillionaire, for sure.

Aram Sinnreich

@rickf the best

AnnieBuddy

@aram

The only people more ridiculous than Elon are those who voted to make him a trillionaire.

Like really.

Mark Levison

@aram Elon doesn’t seem to understand physics.

Pomegranate_Stew

@aram
Elon Musk wants to distract the public from the fact that he is in the Epstein files with yet another one of his outlandish “ideas.”

Maximilian Overdraft, Esq.

@aram Elon musk wants to be Willy Wonka instead of Ernst Blofeld.

txerren 🇵🇸

@aram "revealed a vision"

I quit this timeline.

Ruxbat! 🍉🦇

@aram @jalefkowit ayahuasca “reveals a vision” as well. Miserable.

RichRARobi

@aram

To many of us, the moon is precious and sacrosanct.

If that self possessed idiot gets to interfere with the moon, anything could happen.

Without the moon, we lose our strange tidal systems. Life on earth would change completely and it would be a complete catastrophe.

The moon also could be used as a global threat, against all states.

Use of the moon MUST be regulated internationally and not for a few greedy unthinking nut-cases.

#future #science

🍉 –Hans Bot– 🙃

@aram @mastodonmigration http:418

George B

@aram

Every comment section for anything related to Elon Musk must contain at least one

deal withthis . thanyou

Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️

@aram @mastodonmigration

Elon Musk resigns from all positions of leadership and authority, naming his TransDaughter as his sole heir.

Elon Musk dons the Saffron Robe and joins a Tibetan Buddhist Monastery in the Nepalese Province of Mustang. A minute portion of his finances are donated to the Province to safeguard it 1000 years.