I am "nervous about my laptop sitting at an angle because that can damage the hard drive" years old

@0xabad1dea **anxiety flashbacks**

@0xabad1dea do you also worry about your disk when you hear the opening bars of Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation?

similarly, "nervous about fridge magnets near my computer" years old

@0xabad1dea having to actively remind myself that my laptop has M.2 SSDs inside every time I feel my blood run cold when I accidentally bump it onto something (even if it's powered off).

@0xabad1dea i mean, i'm still nervous about magnets near my computer but that's because the case is metal and a neodymium magnet flying into it can be Bad

@0xabad1dea "hard drive magnets as fridge magnets" years old

@0xabad1dea the "didn't move the laptop too fast or gyroscopic forces might crash the heads" age

@0xabad1dea I still don't like the idea of putting payment cards near my cellphone... nevermind that I haven't used a magstripe in well over a year... OTOH, all my various cards are contactless now, and I don't want them near my cell NOW b/c which one of them will read?

@stonebear2 @0xabad1dea you're joking, but i was recently at a hotel with magstripe locks and, not knowing ball, kept my card in the same pocket as my phone

the lady at the front desk, reprogramming my card, stated the eternal advice of not keeping magstripe cards with your phone as if it was something blindingly obvious

@0xabad1dea I’m “dreaming of affording that three thousand dollar five meg hard drive for my computer” years old.

@0xabad1dea I remember the visceral horror I felt seeing a younger colleague use magnets to attach notes to the side of their PC.

@0xabad1dea When I got a laptop with a SSD I turned it on and shook the heck out of it to get myself over that.

@0xabad1dea See also: carrying it around while it's powered on

@0xabad1dea Buying a laptop with an ssd inside was freeing... after a while. After a couple of *crash* "shit shit shit, no wait it's an ssd"-s.

@0xabad1dea I have caught myself freaking out about getting a magnet too close to a tablet, when the tablet's cover latched with the magnets *built into the device*.

@lunarloony @0xabad1dea

... turning the PC off without first parking the heads

@0xabad1dea I've finally come around in this and have realized that the flat steel sides of a computer case are a great place to display fridge magnets.

Especially if you have a fridge with a stainless finish that magnets don't stick to.

@0xabad1dea Speaking of magnets and computers, there's actually still a risk!

A couple months ago I gave my nibling an old but still very good laptop as a massive upgrade to their computer I gave them over 10 years ago. As I was showing them how to use it, they passed their phone over it incidentally and it went to sleep. It seemed random.

"Are there magnets in your phone?"

"My case does."

"Ah, you must have passed it near the lid close sensor and put it to sleep."

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And now we can *charge* our pocket-sized supercomputers with magnets.