Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (Darkly)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo
  1. Home
  2. Uncategorized
  3. If #Prototaxites isn't a fungi, and it's not a plant: What on earth is it?

If #Prototaxites isn't a fungi, and it's not a plant: What on earth is it?

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Uncategorized
prototaxites
9 Posts 8 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • myrmepropagandistF This user is from outside of this forum
    myrmepropagandistF This user is from outside of this forum
    myrmepropagandist
    wrote last edited by
    #1

    If #Prototaxites isn't a fungi, and it's not a plant: What on earth is it?

    It would be very strange to have a living thing from a previously unknown branch of life AND it's this huge giant towering structure.

    What if it was the first thing to crack the code for growing large? A runaway.

    WHAT IF ITS ALIENS?
    (someone calm me down please)

    OK what if it's Siphonophore-like? Or something lichen like? eg not just one organism?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqT8Q8plKJ8

    https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aec6277

    Gorgeous na Shock!I myrmepropagandistF Martin Owens :inkscape:D Le Néandertal se sent las, lasH Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:C 6 Replies Last reply
    1
    0
    • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

      If #Prototaxites isn't a fungi, and it's not a plant: What on earth is it?

      It would be very strange to have a living thing from a previously unknown branch of life AND it's this huge giant towering structure.

      What if it was the first thing to crack the code for growing large? A runaway.

      WHAT IF ITS ALIENS?
      (someone calm me down please)

      OK what if it's Siphonophore-like? Or something lichen like? eg not just one organism?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqT8Q8plKJ8

      https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aec6277

      Gorgeous na Shock!I This user is from outside of this forum
      Gorgeous na Shock!I This user is from outside of this forum
      Gorgeous na Shock!
      wrote last edited by
      #2

      @futurebird I didn't realize Intuit's ProTax was a pun. Anything by Intuit is a fungus, tho.

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

        If #Prototaxites isn't a fungi, and it's not a plant: What on earth is it?

        It would be very strange to have a living thing from a previously unknown branch of life AND it's this huge giant towering structure.

        What if it was the first thing to crack the code for growing large? A runaway.

        WHAT IF ITS ALIENS?
        (someone calm me down please)

        OK what if it's Siphonophore-like? Or something lichen like? eg not just one organism?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqT8Q8plKJ8

        https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aec6277

        myrmepropagandistF This user is from outside of this forum
        myrmepropagandistF This user is from outside of this forum
        myrmepropagandist
        wrote last edited by
        #3

        It would be so fitting if aliens showed up. And they were just these big dildos as tall as a house that hung around for a few million years then moved on.

        (There isn't any good reason to think it's not part of earth life, sadly. It's just not fitting into any major group very well. But it has always been an outlier. If only we could ask the early arthropods, they knew the answers.)

        Raven667R 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

          It would be so fitting if aliens showed up. And they were just these big dildos as tall as a house that hung around for a few million years then moved on.

          (There isn't any good reason to think it's not part of earth life, sadly. It's just not fitting into any major group very well. But it has always been an outlier. If only we could ask the early arthropods, they knew the answers.)

          Raven667R This user is from outside of this forum
          Raven667R This user is from outside of this forum
          Raven667
          wrote last edited by
          #4

          @futurebird one random thought im having is that some kinds of life are so different from one another, like fungus, jellyfish or squid that they might as well be aliens. Like, the condiditions of different environments on earth, working from the same physics, produce so many wild forms, and so much convergent evolution, that would life on any other planet _really_ be different, or would we see clear analogs to earth organisms with similar niche? Would we see tree-shaped things, because of physics, grass shaped things, fish shaped things, bird shaped things, snake shaped things, insect shaped things etc etc because those shapes are efficient?

          Michael BuschM 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

            If #Prototaxites isn't a fungi, and it's not a plant: What on earth is it?

            It would be very strange to have a living thing from a previously unknown branch of life AND it's this huge giant towering structure.

            What if it was the first thing to crack the code for growing large? A runaway.

            WHAT IF ITS ALIENS?
            (someone calm me down please)

            OK what if it's Siphonophore-like? Or something lichen like? eg not just one organism?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqT8Q8plKJ8

            https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aec6277

            Martin Owens :inkscape:D This user is from outside of this forum
            Martin Owens :inkscape:D This user is from outside of this forum
            Martin Owens :inkscape:
            wrote last edited by
            #5

            @futurebird

            They had to grow tall because there wasn't mushroom.

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

              If #Prototaxites isn't a fungi, and it's not a plant: What on earth is it?

              It would be very strange to have a living thing from a previously unknown branch of life AND it's this huge giant towering structure.

              What if it was the first thing to crack the code for growing large? A runaway.

              WHAT IF ITS ALIENS?
              (someone calm me down please)

              OK what if it's Siphonophore-like? Or something lichen like? eg not just one organism?

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqT8Q8plKJ8

              https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aec6277

              Le Néandertal se sent las, lasH This user is from outside of this forum
              Le Néandertal se sent las, lasH This user is from outside of this forum
              Le Néandertal se sent las, las
              wrote last edited by
              #6

              @futurebird this thing was saprotrophic and the largest organism in its ecosystem. This feels wrong.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

                If #Prototaxites isn't a fungi, and it's not a plant: What on earth is it?

                It would be very strange to have a living thing from a previously unknown branch of life AND it's this huge giant towering structure.

                What if it was the first thing to crack the code for growing large? A runaway.

                WHAT IF ITS ALIENS?
                (someone calm me down please)

                OK what if it's Siphonophore-like? Or something lichen like? eg not just one organism?

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqT8Q8plKJ8

                https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aec6277

                Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:C This user is from outside of this forum
                Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:C This user is from outside of this forum
                Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
                wrote last edited by
                #7

                @futurebird Aliens!

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prototaxites

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • Raven667R Raven667

                  @futurebird one random thought im having is that some kinds of life are so different from one another, like fungus, jellyfish or squid that they might as well be aliens. Like, the condiditions of different environments on earth, working from the same physics, produce so many wild forms, and so much convergent evolution, that would life on any other planet _really_ be different, or would we see clear analogs to earth organisms with similar niche? Would we see tree-shaped things, because of physics, grass shaped things, fish shaped things, bird shaped things, snake shaped things, insect shaped things etc etc because those shapes are efficient?

                  Michael BuschM This user is from outside of this forum
                  Michael BuschM This user is from outside of this forum
                  Michael Busch
                  wrote last edited by
                  #8

                  @raven667 @futurebird

                  Without any actual aliens, scientists argue about what we might expect.

                  Convergent evolution should happen, but there are limits to that. A bird's wing is not a bat's or a pterosaur's, and all of those have common ancestors within the last 300 million years or so.

                  Actual aliens will have an entirely separate biochemistry underneath whatever similarity in morphology may or may not happen.

                  As opposed to, for example, baker's yeast and us sharing a quarter of our genes.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

                    If #Prototaxites isn't a fungi, and it's not a plant: What on earth is it?

                    It would be very strange to have a living thing from a previously unknown branch of life AND it's this huge giant towering structure.

                    What if it was the first thing to crack the code for growing large? A runaway.

                    WHAT IF ITS ALIENS?
                    (someone calm me down please)

                    OK what if it's Siphonophore-like? Or something lichen like? eg not just one organism?

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqT8Q8plKJ8

                    https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aec6277

                    Jack the Frosted CountC This user is from outside of this forum
                    Jack the Frosted CountC This user is from outside of this forum
                    Jack the Frosted Count
                    wrote last edited by
                    #9

                    @futurebird It's never aliens. Or lupus.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • R ActivityRelay shared this topic
                    Reply
                    • Reply as topic
                    Log in to reply
                    • Oldest to Newest
                    • Newest to Oldest
                    • Most Votes


                    • Login

                    • Don't have an account? Register

                    • Login or register to search.
                    Powered by NodeBB Contributors
                    • First post
                      Last post
                    0
                    • Categories
                    • Recent
                    • Tags
                    • Popular
                    • World
                    • Users
                    • Groups