They're having trouble getting jurors in one of the trials against Elon Musk because "so many people hate him so much" https://www.law360.com/articles/2443845/-hate-for-musk-quickly-narrows-jury-pool-in-twitter-deal-trial

Taylor Lorenz

Mark Koek

@taylorlorenz he’s such an innovator, he found a completely new way to avoid standing trial

Leendaal

@taylorlorenz at some point they gotta settle on that hating him is the "neutral" position.

Viss

@taylorlorenz i do not have an adequate amount of tiny violin or popcorn gifs for this

Telepyleia

@taylorlorenz trial by peers, so maybe they should ask billionaires to judge him?

Robert [KJ5ELX] :donor:

@taylorlorenz maybe if he goes back to South Africa he'll get a fair trial.

lashman

@taylorlorenz heartwarming

RAMΞNJVNKIΞ🍜

@taylorlorenz Maybe there should be a clause on trials that if a person is so shitty that a jury can't be formed, it just becomes and automatic loss against the hated person.

"Guilty of being a supreme asshole your honor."

Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!

@RamenJunkie @taylorlorenz
Maybe they could make a jury of his babymamas, ex wives and adult kids. I'd pay money to see that.

Paco (2026: New) Hope

@taylorlorenz It is good that they can’t find 12 of his “peers” for a jury. One is bad enough. We don’t need a bakers dozen.

Chacheneguer

@taylorlorenz @sagilca

It's easy. Just look for satisfied Tesla car buyers... 🤭

Chuck

@taylorlorenz crocodile tears.

Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈

@taylorlorenz I would totally be disqualified.

Seiðr

@taylorlorenz This is the energy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj48Rvp1c

Netraven

@taylorlorenz why should it be considered bias if he's so hateable? that seems like a loophole. Nope, you can only have jurors that don't hate him? Maybe they're on Mars.