...horrifying message without context, thank you
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I saw that movie!
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I saw that movie!
@donray no no "Saw" is a different movie
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That’s true. Some people see Saw, but I never saw Saw.
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@fasterthanlime stolen.
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@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io minecraft args be like
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@fasterthanlime Where are our microfictioners at? Prompt here!
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@fasterthanlime @Binder Please tell me that’s not a SCP alert
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@fasterthanlime Call the Ghostbusters!
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@fasterthanlime finally it's not *my* problem anymore
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@fasterthanlime well, if the explosive collars haven't triggered, you know it isn't THAT SCP.
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@fasterthanlime Call the Ghostbusters!
@Infoseepage @fasterthanlime "Are you troubled by entities being released in your computer? If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals. We are ready to believe you."
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@Infoseepage @fasterthanlime "Are you troubled by entities being released in your computer? If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals. We are ready to believe you."
@fasterthanlime @plwt "Not sure if you can afford to live Entity free in this economy? Ask about our low rate installment plans and receive a complimentary check for free roaming phantasms. Act now! Don't spend another night afraid to look out from under the covers."
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@fasterthanlime ::sweatdrop::
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@fasterthanlime
The payroll system we use sends a message every month with the subject:RUN DO NOT REPLY
which always puts me in mind of the radioactive Cobalt canisters, DROP AND RUN.
I don't know what the emails contain, because they're way down in my inbox by the time I've decided it's probably safe to walk back to my computer.
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well, *now* you’ve done it…
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@fasterthanlime I think I know where it went.
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@fasterthanlime Oh no, did somebody connect the secret computer with the experimental artificial superintelligence to the network?
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@fasterthanlime it's the Kraken!
