While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.

oshy

@alice Chinese food, weed, and bikini coffee

This is just heaven on Earth

Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛

@alice this place has everything

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The food carts are all in a cluster in the parking lot, but everything else seems to be part of the same cannabis-selling Mexican restaurant?

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@eliza yeah, we've got those in Seattle too. Young college-age girls in bikinis serving coffee to (mostly) middle-aged men.

Weird Socks

@alice
Bikini coffee joints. Should I be proud of the PNW for inventing them?
Mostly I cringe.

Eliza

Ohh so Hooters for hot beans

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I also saw a place to shop for bisexuals as I drove through!

I wonder if they carry pans too?

DamonHD

@alice I can't think of any reason why bisexuals couldn't carry pans.

Matilda Love

@alice i'd ask "where's lesbian mart" but that's just home depot

Au Ti Va Volade :v_enby:

✨Mischa

Maybe even some noculars?

Grace Vulpes Alopex (973748)

bi-mart!!!!!!

The second best store in town I used to live in

Jenica Lake

@alice and angels sang!

Octavia Con Amore :pink_moon_and_stars: Succubard's Library

@alice oooh, that's why that Bi-Mart feels familiar

Normie

@alice as a bi-gender person I am the only person qualified to shop here

trystimuli

@alice@lgbtqia.space not to mention thermocouples and hacksaw blades!

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@normjess *disagrees in non-bi-nary bi-sexuality*

Normie

@alice bi-all-means, go ahead

you say bi any more people will think you're leaving

I mean I'm poly-sexual too, but also monogamous and poly-mart is probably full of poly-amorous people

Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ :ace: 🕊️

@alice I just found out what a bikini coffee is

Normie

@thejessiekirk @alice
yeah, another way to force women to objectify themselves for the benefit of men in order to survive

woo hoo heavy sarcasm