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It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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  • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

    It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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    #2

    @cloudhop and gee, after you've done the work thinking about what needs to be done, I wonder how exactly the intent is communicated to the BigAutocorrect in the end...?

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    • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

      It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

      God Emperor of MastodonM This user is from outside of this forum
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      #3

      @cloudhop The cult of LOC is doing strong

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      • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

        It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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        #4

        @cloudhop Lines of code has been the main metric in software development for decades. /s

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        • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

          It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

          Alien software, human hardwareM This user is from outside of this forum
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          #5

          @cloudhop you should have put a content warning around that, because i definitely just got dumber reading that.
          Also, makes you roll your eyes so hard it could pull a muscle.

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          • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

            It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

            Jernej SimoncฬŒiฤ ๏ฟฝJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            #6

            @cloudhop 20-30% of AI-generated code in Windows seems to be going really well:
            https://www.theverge.com/news/867647/microsoft-windows-11-january-2026-update-bugs-issues
            https://www.pcworld.com/article/3060768/windows-11-update-kb5077181-causes-startup-problems-heres-what-you-can-do.html

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            • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

              It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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              #7

              @cloudhop I used to buy magazines that had programs that you could type in. Think might have been the last time my programming was constrained by typing speed. The hard part has always been understanding the task at hand and formulating the best way to achieve it.

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              • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

                It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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                @cloudhop as a composer I am no longer constrained by how fast I can play the piano

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                • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

                  It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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                  @cloudhop typing speed? I'm speechless, do they even know what they're talking about?

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                  • Captain of the SS El FaroB Captain of the SS El Faro

                    @cloudhop as a composer I am no longer constrained by how fast I can play the piano

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                    @cloudhop now the AI makes songs in thousands of BPM's, soon - millions of BPM's will be within reach, eventually the songs will become sentient and rule with an iron fist

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                    • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

                      It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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                      #11

                      @cloudhop @xgranade Any time I see 'serial entrepreneur' the first thought is 'okay so what happened to all their other ventures'.

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                      • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

                        It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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                        #12

                        @cloudhop Show me the code printouts!

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                        • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

                          It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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                          @cloudhop Soon, soon my pretties, CEOering will no longer be constrained by counting beans

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                          • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

                            It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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                            @cloudhop Lol. I know Devs who are 10 times better than I will ever be and can't even blind type. Typing speed ๐Ÿคฆ

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                            • Erik McClureC Erik McClure

                              It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

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                              @cloudhop I've heard the claim from my SO that he gets about 12 lines of code in the final product per day. Is that true? If so, it's definitely not typing speed that restricts him since he types waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay faster than me and I type waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay faster than most of my colleagues.

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