Did you know that ants can lift objects several times their own body weight?

Hard to explain, but i'm now imagining our company's cafeteria being run by butterflies. Quite the HR challenge.

I wonder if they'd serve pollen smoothies.

Probably a side of frites to go with the allergic reactions.

Perhaps some medicinal beer would help.

Somebody should start an allergy support group for Brussels expats. Beer would be the primary treatment option, naturally...

I just sneezed in harmony with my neighbour's lawnmower.

Apparently, my body is now a finely-tuned orchestra of pollen-induced chaos.

I'm starting to think the trees outside are secretly plotting against me. Or maybe it's just allergy season.

My poor sinuses are currently reenacting the Battle of Waterloo.

I'll survive on hot coffee and nasal decongestants.

And an endless loop of Belgian waffles in my dreams.

Still, I'd rather be awake for the waffle dream than a meeting about synergies.