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@blogdiva
Why go to a movie theater?
I have a screen at home that fills the same portion of my vision.
I have high quality sound.
Snacks are cheaper, with better variety and quality.
I can pause to pee anytime I want.
My dog can watch with me.
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@blogdiva Movies and theaters both.
Why would I go to a theater? I've got a hundred inch screen, cheap snacks, a clean bathroom and the ability to pause the damn thing right here at home...what advantage is there to the theater? Louder audio maybe but that still won't cover up the screaming kiddos!
But the movies aren't the epic experience they used to be either. And I'm not talking about Michael Bay special effects. TV used to (mostly) be a short, self-contained, fairly light storyline while movies were able to do something much longer and more complex. Now TV is the one getting complicated plot lines designed for ten hour binges and movies can end up being what you turn to if you want something shorter and simpler. Movies just don't feel "big enough" to be the center of an entire night out anymore. Which also makes the twenty dollar box of popcorn feel even more insulting.
(...Says the guy who doesn't really do "nights out" to be fair lol)
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@chieroglyph @blogdiva subtitles, pause for pee breaks, rewind 30s to see what was missed during a yawn, no commute, no people, *and* not spreading infections??
Yβall, I live a country block down the road from a drive-in movie theater. On Saturday I paid $6.50 (cash rate) for a double feature Zootopia/Avatar, bought a giant Philly cheese sandwich, a locally crafted cane sugar soda, and obscure classic candy, for $21, and scarfed that down in my pickup with my comfy heated seats and premium sound system, zero contact with anyone but the cafeteria folks. Itβs the best experience and you still feel like youβre around people without having them be *around* you.
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Yβall, I live a country block down the road from a drive-in movie theater. On Saturday I paid $6.50 (cash rate) for a double feature Zootopia/Avatar, bought a giant Philly cheese sandwich, a locally crafted cane sugar soda, and obscure classic candy, for $21, and scarfed that down in my pickup with my comfy heated seats and premium sound system, zero contact with anyone but the cafeteria folks. Itβs the best experience and you still feel like youβre around people without having them be *around* you.
@suzannealdrich @ellie @blogdiva
I remember drive-in theaters... I have the jealous!
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if you need to know why i have lost my love of movie theaters: i learned in the worst possible way i can smell bed bugs.
we had an infestation and i had to throw out all our beds, furniture upholstered with fabric, half of our winter clothes. sent my kids away during fumugation, while i washed everything we had & slept on the floor.
this happened after my husband left me. i have never recovered from the trauma nor financial ruin.
i have smelled bed bugs in every movie theater in my area.
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Yβall, I live a country block down the road from a drive-in movie theater. On Saturday I paid $6.50 (cash rate) for a double feature Zootopia/Avatar, bought a giant Philly cheese sandwich, a locally crafted cane sugar soda, and obscure classic candy, for $21, and scarfed that down in my pickup with my comfy heated seats and premium sound system, zero contact with anyone but the cafeteria folks. Itβs the best experience and you still feel like youβre around people without having them be *around* you.
@suzannealdrich @ellie @chieroglyph that sounds amazing
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Yβall, I live a country block down the road from a drive-in movie theater. On Saturday I paid $6.50 (cash rate) for a double feature Zootopia/Avatar, bought a giant Philly cheese sandwich, a locally crafted cane sugar soda, and obscure classic candy, for $21, and scarfed that down in my pickup with my comfy heated seats and premium sound system, zero contact with anyone but the cafeteria folks. Itβs the best experience and you still feel like youβre around people without having them be *around* you.
@suzannealdrich @ellie @chieroglyph @blogdiva
We have a drive-in about 45 minutes away. My kids love it. We go a bit before sunset and they have a playground they run around on. Then we sit in lawn chairs or in the back of our SUV with candy and burgers. Itβs a great time
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if you need to know why i have lost my love of movie theaters: i learned in the worst possible way i can smell bed bugs.
we had an infestation and i had to throw out all our beds, furniture upholstered with fabric, half of our winter clothes. sent my kids away during fumugation, while i washed everything we had & slept on the floor.
this happened after my husband left me. i have never recovered from the trauma nor financial ruin.
i have smelled bed bugs in every movie theater in my area.
@blogdiva ok weird question: do you hate the taste of cilantro? I read somewhere that the mutation that makes people taste cilantro as soapy was linked to bedbug defense.
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@blogdiva ok weird question: do you hate the taste of cilantro? I read somewhere that the mutation that makes people taste cilantro as soapy was linked to bedbug defense.
@minmi nope. actually love it. i donβt think they aren't related.
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if you need to know why i have lost my love of movie theaters: i learned in the worst possible way i can smell bed bugs.
we had an infestation and i had to throw out all our beds, furniture upholstered with fabric, half of our winter clothes. sent my kids away during fumugation, while i washed everything we had & slept on the floor.
this happened after my husband left me. i have never recovered from the trauma nor financial ruin.
i have smelled bed bugs in every movie theater in my area.
@blogdiva not to trivialize or marginalize that trauma, that's horrific. I've never got them, but friends did and it was a BIG DEAL.
But: I didn't know they exhibit a characteristic smell. Do people commonly smell the bedbug smell? You could charge for this. "Aunt Liza's BedBeug Detection Servize"
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@suzannealdrich @ellie @chieroglyph that sounds amazing
@blogdiva @suzannealdrich @ellie @chieroglyph yeah drive-in cinema might be the only non-nature culture Thing I'm jealous of from the US
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@blogdiva not to trivialize or marginalize that trauma, that's horrific. I've never got them, but friends did and it was a BIG DEAL.
But: I didn't know they exhibit a characteristic smell. Do people commonly smell the bedbug smell? You could charge for this. "Aunt Liza's BedBeug Detection Servize"
@blogdiva and now I'm itching for some reason.
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@blogdiva @suzannealdrich @ellie @chieroglyph yeah drive-in cinema might be the only non-nature culture Thing I'm jealous of from the US
I love winter markets so much and Europe is the only place for that.
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if you need to know why i have lost my love of movie theaters: i learned in the worst possible way i can smell bed bugs.
we had an infestation and i had to throw out all our beds, furniture upholstered with fabric, half of our winter clothes. sent my kids away during fumugation, while i washed everything we had & slept on the floor.
this happened after my husband left me. i have never recovered from the trauma nor financial ruin.
i have smelled bed bugs in every movie theater in my area.
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@blogdiva not to trivialize or marginalize that trauma, that's horrific. I've never got them, but friends did and it was a BIG DEAL.
But: I didn't know they exhibit a characteristic smell. Do people commonly smell the bedbug smell? You could charge for this. "Aunt Liza's BedBeug Detection Servize"
yes, the exterminators said it was a thing. some of their people had the same ability but they anyways bring in the beagles because theyβre cuter and are closer to the floor.
wrote down everywhere i smelled something weird & showed it to them. when they unleashed the beagle, she went to every spot i had marked.
walking down streets, i can smell infested buildings. itβs usually brownstones. the problem with movie theaters is that you canβt detect them until you are inside.
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@blogdiva
That's .... awful.@ohmu i really loved going to the movies. it sucks.
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@minmi nope. actually love it. i donβt think they aren't related.
@blogdiva ah ok haha. Well Iβm glad you arenβt afflicted by that gene cause not liking cilantro sounds awful.
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if you need to know why i have lost my love of movie theaters: i learned in the worst possible way i can smell bed bugs.
we had an infestation and i had to throw out all our beds, furniture upholstered with fabric, half of our winter clothes. sent my kids away during fumugation, while i washed everything we had & slept on the floor.
this happened after my husband left me. i have never recovered from the trauma nor financial ruin.
i have smelled bed bugs in every movie theater in my area.
@blogdiva i was told that if I got second had stuff to leave it the hot car and that would kill them. Being in Texas makes that rather easy, even in January
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@blogdiva i was told that if I got second had stuff to leave it the hot car and that would kill them. Being in Texas makes that rather easy, even in January
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I love winter markets so much and Europe is the only place for that.
@suzannealdrich Are those different from Farmer's Markets in the US?
