Uhh, whoops.

@zackwhittaker Microsoft is really killing it lately. And with it, I mean their code quality.

@zackwhittaker a bug eh? Not a feature, sure, sure

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nobody's fault, just blame #AI

@zackwhittaker Remember Microsoft Passport? Something something lessons something.

@Sempf i am unfortunately old enough to remember.

@SRDas Of course it is! You see, a really large moth wandered into the office at night and, in it's panicked fluttering, accidentally wrote and committed code that caused this leak! (I'm genuinely more willing to believe this story than I am willing to believe it was an honest mistake lol)

@zackwhittaker Dang, “b-u-g” is a very weird way to spell “totally unanticipated but prolly should have been semi-expected AI fuckup”, but OK…

@zackwhittaker bug

@SRDas @zackwhittaker you probably wanted to type "featue" ...
#slopslopslop

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"bug"

@zackwhittaker So we’re now going full circle and are calling a feature a bug.

Well played, Microslop.

@zackwhittaker *Gasp* you mean you shouldn't trust the bullshit artists when they promise not to use your data too much (and after they made you pay for that promise, in many cases)?

@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social The most alarming thing is that it's only a bug if the emails have a specific label. For all other emails it's a feature.

@zackwhittaker "All your data are belong to US"

@zackwhittaker Yeah, surely a "bug", ha.

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Yuppp, can happen...

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Corrupt MSN tells people they stole your email data, on purpose, premeditated crime and no punishment.

@dch @zackwhittaker

The Mountbatten-Windsor Operating System.

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why bother with 'macrocon' products at all when alternatives like libre office exist?