Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".
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@jwz CocAIne, innit.
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Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".
I shall demonstrate!
(Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)
"Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.
You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]
In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."
@jwz combine with replacing 'economy' with "rich people yacht money" and it tracks even better:
"Cocaine is boosting the rich ppl yacht money, but many businesses struggle (...)" -
@jwz@mastodon.social A selection of headlines from finance.yahoo.com today:
- "Dark side of cocaine": Wall Street weighs stock sell-off over disruption fears
- Rampant cocaine demand for memory is fueling a chip crisis
- The Big Tech losers as cocaine fears wipe billions off valuations -
Always have it active
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Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".
I shall demonstrate!
(Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)
"Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.
You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]
In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."
@jwz "I asked my cocaine agent and he solved my problem in just one try!"
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@jwz There just aren't enough AI-related overdose fatalities for this analogy to really work for me.
@hairyvisionary @jwz The people who went crazy and suicided or killed their close ones?
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@shtrom Sorry I don't use cocaine-first browsers.
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Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".
I shall demonstrate!
(Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)
"Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.
You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]
In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."
@jwz I read the whole thing yesterday and all I could think of is “This is a cult”
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@driusan You can even combine the two!
"Investors see hope in rich people's yacht money despite cocaine fears igniting a turbulent week for markets"
"Cocaine wasn't the biggest engine of rich people's yacht money growth in 2025, despite assumptions"
"The cost of cocaine slop could cause a rethink that reshapes rich people's yacht money"
"Cocaine is transforming rich people's yacht money -- not destroying it"
"Cocaine spending frenzy could reshape rich people's yacht money, CIOs say"
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one of the best of its features imho, as well
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@jwz
This prescient PSA! -
If you're not doing cocaine, you're going to be left behind.
@troy_frizzell @jwz cocaine won't take your job, but someone using cocaine will take your job
checks out
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Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".
I shall demonstrate!
(Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)
"Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.
You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]
In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."
@jwz I went to pay my credit card yesterday, using the BofA app to transfer from a BofA checking account to the BofA credit card account. The BofA app didn't understand that the BofA credit card account was with BofA. From now on I will be blaming these sudden stupidities on vibe coding.
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Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".
I shall demonstrate!
(Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)
"Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.
You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]
In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."
@jwz tell it to me, sell it to me!
Coke; coding like a god.Tbh, a lot of great music was made this way.
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Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".
I shall demonstrate!
(Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)
"Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.
You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]
In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."
@jwz@mastodon.social cocAIne. It fits.
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@jwz We regret to inform you that the bellhop will hold you down and cram your nostrils full of nose clams beginning with the next release.
@theorangetheme @jwz We’ve heard your feedback and we’re delighted to announce that you will now be blasted in the face with cocaine each time you open the door!
