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  3. So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody's laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long.

So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody's laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long.

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  • Allen but one of the good onesU This user is from outside of this forum
    Allen but one of the good onesU This user is from outside of this forum
    Allen but one of the good ones
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    So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody's laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long. But 20 years is ludicrously optimistic)

    ...

    So instead he's going to colonize the Moon, which will only take ten years.

    And you know, as per usual, he's focusing on literally *ONE* task in a megaproject (the rockets) and battling to even get that done in time.

    It's like promising to build a new city within a decade but all you have are brick layers, and you've gotten pretty good at laying bricks and you hire the best bricklayers and whenever somebody asks about roads or city planning or sewage or management or building enough of an economy that people will want to live there and starts businesses there so the people who live there can work there, and water and zoning and governance and so on for hours, and you say "Yes, of course there will be other challenges that need resolving but I'm confident that with my wicked fast brick-laying skills we can build more square meters per hour than our nearest competitor, IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE SAVE HUMANITY Because what if an asteroid hits the other cities.

    DeManiak πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ 🐧-The StinkeningK Allen but one of the good onesU Taran RampersadK Lot⁴⁹1 4 Replies Last reply
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    • Allen but one of the good onesU Allen but one of the good ones

      So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody's laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long. But 20 years is ludicrously optimistic)

      ...

      So instead he's going to colonize the Moon, which will only take ten years.

      And you know, as per usual, he's focusing on literally *ONE* task in a megaproject (the rockets) and battling to even get that done in time.

      It's like promising to build a new city within a decade but all you have are brick layers, and you've gotten pretty good at laying bricks and you hire the best bricklayers and whenever somebody asks about roads or city planning or sewage or management or building enough of an economy that people will want to live there and starts businesses there so the people who live there can work there, and water and zoning and governance and so on for hours, and you say "Yes, of course there will be other challenges that need resolving but I'm confident that with my wicked fast brick-laying skills we can build more square meters per hour than our nearest competitor, IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE SAVE HUMANITY Because what if an asteroid hits the other cities.

      DeManiak πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ 🐧-The StinkeningK This user is from outside of this forum
      DeManiak πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ 🐧-The StinkeningK This user is from outside of this forum
      DeManiak πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ 🐧-The Stinkening
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      @uastronomer "Former 'gifted' child finds out the real world is much harder to work with than legos. does not handle the information well"

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      • Allen but one of the good onesU Allen but one of the good ones

        So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody's laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long. But 20 years is ludicrously optimistic)

        ...

        So instead he's going to colonize the Moon, which will only take ten years.

        And you know, as per usual, he's focusing on literally *ONE* task in a megaproject (the rockets) and battling to even get that done in time.

        It's like promising to build a new city within a decade but all you have are brick layers, and you've gotten pretty good at laying bricks and you hire the best bricklayers and whenever somebody asks about roads or city planning or sewage or management or building enough of an economy that people will want to live there and starts businesses there so the people who live there can work there, and water and zoning and governance and so on for hours, and you say "Yes, of course there will be other challenges that need resolving but I'm confident that with my wicked fast brick-laying skills we can build more square meters per hour than our nearest competitor, IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE SAVE HUMANITY Because what if an asteroid hits the other cities.

        Allen but one of the good onesU This user is from outside of this forum
        Allen but one of the good onesU This user is from outside of this forum
        Allen but one of the good ones
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        Or to put it another way "The problem of colonizing another world is too hard to do in 20 years, so we'll shave off 9 months transit time and now we can do it in 10 years"

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        • Allen but one of the good onesU Allen but one of the good ones

          Or to put it another way "The problem of colonizing another world is too hard to do in 20 years, so we'll shave off 9 months transit time and now we can do it in 10 years"

          DeManiak πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ 🐧-The StinkeningK This user is from outside of this forum
          DeManiak πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ 🐧-The StinkeningK This user is from outside of this forum
          DeManiak πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ 🐧-The Stinkening
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          @uastronomer πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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          • Allen but one of the good onesU Allen but one of the good ones

            So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody's laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long. But 20 years is ludicrously optimistic)

            ...

            So instead he's going to colonize the Moon, which will only take ten years.

            And you know, as per usual, he's focusing on literally *ONE* task in a megaproject (the rockets) and battling to even get that done in time.

            It's like promising to build a new city within a decade but all you have are brick layers, and you've gotten pretty good at laying bricks and you hire the best bricklayers and whenever somebody asks about roads or city planning or sewage or management or building enough of an economy that people will want to live there and starts businesses there so the people who live there can work there, and water and zoning and governance and so on for hours, and you say "Yes, of course there will be other challenges that need resolving but I'm confident that with my wicked fast brick-laying skills we can build more square meters per hour than our nearest competitor, IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE SAVE HUMANITY Because what if an asteroid hits the other cities.

            Taran RampersadK This user is from outside of this forum
            Taran RampersadK This user is from outside of this forum
            Taran Rampersad
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            @uastronomer one word:

            Meteoroid.

            Another word, even more problematic:

            Dust.

            This guy is a long rolling comedy act.

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            • Allen but one of the good onesU Allen but one of the good ones

              So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody's laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long. But 20 years is ludicrously optimistic)

              ...

              So instead he's going to colonize the Moon, which will only take ten years.

              And you know, as per usual, he's focusing on literally *ONE* task in a megaproject (the rockets) and battling to even get that done in time.

              It's like promising to build a new city within a decade but all you have are brick layers, and you've gotten pretty good at laying bricks and you hire the best bricklayers and whenever somebody asks about roads or city planning or sewage or management or building enough of an economy that people will want to live there and starts businesses there so the people who live there can work there, and water and zoning and governance and so on for hours, and you say "Yes, of course there will be other challenges that need resolving but I'm confident that with my wicked fast brick-laying skills we can build more square meters per hour than our nearest competitor, IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE SAVE HUMANITY Because what if an asteroid hits the other cities.

              Lot⁴⁹1 This user is from outside of this forum
              Lot⁴⁹1 This user is from outside of this forum
              Lot⁴⁹
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              @uastronomer Maybe someone told Musk that Mars has no magnetosphere and that everyone who goes there would be zizzed by cosmic rays if they ever went outside.

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                @uastronomer Maybe someone told Musk that Mars has no magnetosphere and that everyone who goes there would be zizzed by cosmic rays if they ever went outside.

                Allen but one of the good onesU This user is from outside of this forum
                Allen but one of the good onesU This user is from outside of this forum
                Allen but one of the good ones
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                @12thRITS If only they'd told him that the Moon doesn't have one either πŸ˜…

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