Age verification for those in my age group consists of being required to rap the entire Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme, acapella, without notes.

@Nickiquote I do but I love a good tune. ️

@Nickiquote Given my age, I should be able to but my memory is failing me

@Nickiquote @JackTheCat
Yes but you might get caught up in the wrong stand/street/bar/bus and need to get home alive

@spytfyre @Nickiquote Good point.

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote
Thanks
I'll take it
*removes your finger and heads to the door*

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote
*goes on to use said point to get elected, become PM of UK, make Scotland independent, make the EU join Scotland (not the other way around), become supreme ruler of the solar system*

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote
*loses it all when the flesh goes green and falls off*

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote
*except the Europe Scotland part, that stays*

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote
*note to self: keep next finger in freezer*

@JackTheCat @Nickiquote
*second note to self: attach third finger to your left hand to maintain blood flow*

@JackTheCat
@Nickiquote
*third note to self: do NOT kill anyone called Montoya...*

@Nickiquote Iiinnnn west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where i spent most of my days
Chilling out maxing relaxing n cool shooting some bball outside the school
When a coupla guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said
"You're moving with your uncle and auntie in bel air"

(Omg)

@Nickiquote Kids these days. Me, Theme from Gilligan's Island ...

@Nickiquote Beats having to have a DNA check to prove that what little hair I have left is my own...

@Nickiquote we have Viennese friends, and I was delighted to discover (on a car trip) that every Austrian over the age of about 50 can perfectly reproduce the full rap from Rock Me Amadeus on command.