While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
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@alice bi-all-means, go ahead
you say bi any more people will think you're leaving
I mean I'm poly-sexual too, but also monogamous and poly-mart is probably full of poly-amorous people
@normjess I'm also poly, and now I hope Poly-Mart sells locks, so we can be poly-secure

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@normjess I'm also poly, and now I hope Poly-Mart sells locks, so we can be poly-secure

@alice I expect there's lot of pirates in Poly-Mart
they'll mix it up with Polly-Mart, the top source of parrots π¦
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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
@alice should it not be *le* cannaiseur?
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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
@alice Match made in heaven

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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
@alice NEED
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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
@alice "La Cannaisseur".

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I also saw a place to shop for bisexuals as I drove through!
I wonder if they carry pans too?

@alice please tell me you went in and bought a pan.... ??
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The food carts are all in a cluster in the parking lot, but everything else seems to be part of the same cannabis-selling Mexican restaurant?
@alice this is just about the most Oregon thing!
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I also saw a place to shop for bisexuals as I drove through!
I wonder if they carry pans too?

@alice Employee owned store. The bathrooms are always clean.
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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
Looking at it, this is clearly the kind of place I would make a pit stop at right away.
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I also saw a place to shop for bisexuals as I drove through!
I wonder if they carry pans too?

@alice omg I haven't seen a bi mart in ages! I mostly went in for hardware/camping/electronics, but they have just about everything for everybody there (Is this a fact? A joke? Am I just bad at both? Time will tell)
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@alice please tell me you went in and bought a pan.... ??
@not_a_label I stopped to get a flashlight, but they were all
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@not_a_label I stopped to get a flashlight, but they were all
colored.@alice well that's just rude of them!
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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
What chaos, I love it.
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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
@alice @michelestrider Throw some Girl Scout cookies in there and you have a trifectaβ¦
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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
@alice I was hoping that this was all a single store, but alas.
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@alice @michelestrider Throw some Girl Scout cookies in there and you have a trifectaβ¦
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I also saw a place to shop for bisexuals as I drove through!
I wonder if they carry pans too?

It is true, there are many Bi-Marts in Oregon. You will be unsurprised to hear I have shopped in one while visiting.
I didn't buy a pan though, I already have them.
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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
@alice Oh hell yeah this is not far from me at all:
La Cannaisseur
11324 NW Saint Helens Rd
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While traveling through Oregon omw to the train, I saw the perfect roadside signage.
@alice Eat discount cannabis?