The hero we've been waiting for.

@drsbaitso HOW DO I PAY HER BOND

@theorangetheme She was gonna pay, jeeeez!

@orci @drsbaitso sushi and cinnamon rolls… How gauche

@krypt3ia @orci Uh, it's called fuision cuisuine.

@orci Breaking: Florida woman indicted on charges of being "rad as fuck"

@orci This needs to be a ride at Disney World.

@drsbaitso @orci Tres nope

@orci Living her best life

@orci That's a crime? Bullshit country.

@orci not judging, but I don’t see those items as complimentary flavors. Maybe it’s the wine and wasabi that was the real treat?

@orci
Yup. If she didn't cause damage and paid (or will pay) for the items, which crime has she really committed?

I can still remember my mom taking me grocery shopping. I rode in the cart and she gave me a box of animal crackers from the shelf to snack on. At the checkout counter, she'd give the clerk the (half) empty package and pay for it. That was about 50 years ago, but I think things aren't all that different today.

@orci I'm sorry, but why was she arrested? Maybe she's not a Republican? How can that be - in Florida? Perhaps the Orlando Police are unaware of the Felon Trump Rules -- only Democrats are to be arrested.

@orci The only issue I have with that headline is the grammar. Two ands in a row. Maybe it was for emphasis?