BREAKING NEWS:
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BREAKING NEWS:
people who play casinos rigged by whales lose their money to said whales
more news on this truly shocking revelation can be found today in various social media posts by two bit degenerates bemoaning their place as the fucking obvious suckers in the fucking obviously rigged games
for the rest of us, rejoice
because the pathetic joke that is #cryptocurrency plays a big role in #corruption and #crime on the right. this hurts #MAGA
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/technology/bitcoin-price-drop-crypto-market.html
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BREAKING NEWS:
people who play casinos rigged by whales lose their money to said whales
more news on this truly shocking revelation can be found today in various social media posts by two bit degenerates bemoaning their place as the fucking obvious suckers in the fucking obviously rigged games
for the rest of us, rejoice
because the pathetic joke that is #cryptocurrency plays a big role in #corruption and #crime on the right. this hurts #MAGA
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/technology/bitcoin-price-drop-crypto-market.html
@benroyce this seems unfortunate for some. Being too broke to invest anything has finally paid off for me.

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@benroyce this seems unfortunate for some. Being too broke to invest anything has finally paid off for me.

also luckily for you, "invest" and "cryptocurrency" are completely unrelated terms
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also luckily for you, "invest" and "cryptocurrency" are completely unrelated terms
@benroyce @JustaJason007
Indeed, the first word could be replaced by "gamble"
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BREAKING NEWS:
people who play casinos rigged by whales lose their money to said whales
more news on this truly shocking revelation can be found today in various social media posts by two bit degenerates bemoaning their place as the fucking obvious suckers in the fucking obviously rigged games
for the rest of us, rejoice
because the pathetic joke that is #cryptocurrency plays a big role in #corruption and #crime on the right. this hurts #MAGA
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/technology/bitcoin-price-drop-crypto-market.html
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BREAKING NEWS:
people who play casinos rigged by whales lose their money to said whales
more news on this truly shocking revelation can be found today in various social media posts by two bit degenerates bemoaning their place as the fucking obvious suckers in the fucking obviously rigged games
for the rest of us, rejoice
because the pathetic joke that is #cryptocurrency plays a big role in #corruption and #crime on the right. this hurts #MAGA
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/technology/bitcoin-price-drop-crypto-market.html
@benroyce even drugdealers in my country mostly gave up on crypto a few years ago - it was considered too sketchy, volatile and complex even for this trade (and not /that/ secure or anonymous)
In crime news you often read about dealers being nicked with bundles of cash (both pound sterling and Euros, even post Brexit) but very rarely for crypto (forensic accountants here are very good at unearthing the money made by dealers and seizing it after due process so its reported if there is any)
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BREAKING NEWS:
people who play casinos rigged by whales lose their money to said whales
more news on this truly shocking revelation can be found today in various social media posts by two bit degenerates bemoaning their place as the fucking obvious suckers in the fucking obviously rigged games
for the rest of us, rejoice
because the pathetic joke that is #cryptocurrency plays a big role in #corruption and #crime on the right. this hurts #MAGA
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/technology/bitcoin-price-drop-crypto-market.html
@benroyce It has always seemed to me that cryptocurrency has always been about grift. The obvious part was making large transactions without gov't "interference". Techbros thought they could hide all that money from the IRS because gov't is slow regulating tech. But they failed to realize that when said tech helps avoid taxes, gov'ts move more quickly. Then, of course, it didn't help (or did help, depending on your point of view) that crypto founders started getting jailed for fraud; which kind of is the whole point of crypto.