“Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Thing People Don’t Want boom could falter if people continue not to want it”
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“Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Thing People Don’t Want boom could falter if people continue not to want it”
Who wants to be the one to explain markets to the head of a multi-trillion dollar company? Is he just used to people not wanting Windows and it selling anyway?
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“Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Thing People Don’t Want boom could falter if people continue not to want it”
Who wants to be the one to explain markets to the head of a multi-trillion dollar company? Is he just used to people not wanting Windows and it selling anyway?
@gknauss As a QA lab tech at a juice bottling plant, I discovered that 5,500 gallons of OJ were contaminated because the silo wasn’t rinsed before the tanker was transferred. It tasted horribly of bleach.
Instead of admitting the mistake to the customer, management diluted it with more tankers of the customer’s juice until they could just barely choke it down in the board room.
Over 50,000 gallons shipped to stores and were then recalled because there wasn’t wide adoption for bleachy juice.
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@gknauss As a QA lab tech at a juice bottling plant, I discovered that 5,500 gallons of OJ were contaminated because the silo wasn’t rinsed before the tanker was transferred. It tasted horribly of bleach.
Instead of admitting the mistake to the customer, management diluted it with more tankers of the customer’s juice until they could just barely choke it down in the board room.
Over 50,000 gallons shipped to stores and were then recalled because there wasn’t wide adoption for bleachy juice.
@smartasshat The customer is always right, until they’re wrong and/or inconvenient.
Don’t they know there are quarterly KPIs to hit? Why do they hate America?
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@smartasshat The customer is always right, until they’re wrong and/or inconvenient.
Don’t they know there are quarterly KPIs to hit? Why do they hate America?
@gknauss Business gonna BUSINESS!