Ben Jennings (Guardian) on the Tangerine Tyrants' (so-called) Board of Peace.

@ChrisMayLA6
“You know, I have *one* simple request. And that is to have *sharks* with frickin’ *laser* beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I *pay* you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?”

“Sea bass.”

“Riiiiight.”

“They *are mutated* sea bass.”

“Really? Are they ill-tempered?”

“Absolutely.”

“*That’s* a start.”

@rostundrad
Wenn der deine 2. Wahl ist will ich nicht wissen was die 1. Wahl wäre
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@Yeekasoose

Figuratively surely... if it was literally happening we'd have to believe Darth Vader & Hannibal Lector are real people.... unless they are?

@helix @rostundrad @ChrisMayLA6

"Neinneinneinneihn" *in Kängurustimme
"Er ist nicht die zweite Wahl, er wurde erst im zweiten Wahlgang bestätigt."

@ChrisMayLA6 Darth Vader will throw Trump down a reactor shaft eventually.

@ChrisMayLA6
Well you have to assign they secret identity to their public one, so who is Putin?
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@ChrisMayLA6
Oh, look, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz is a member of the board; he's sitting to Trump's left.

@yacc143 @ChrisMayLA6

Putin wants to be Darth Vader but he's just Hannibal Lecter.

@Yeekasoose @ChrisMayLA6 And I guess the guy on Trump's entourage of ass kissers who grins the most is the Joker?

@Yeekasoose @yacc143 @ChrisMayLA6 The "late, Great, Hannibal Lector" makes sense now! #dementeddon

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"The Evil League of Evil" is so passé these days.

@ChrisMayLA6 Why didn't they put a Dalek there?

@ChrisMayLA6 Horrible but true.