me: they’re just-wife: don’t say itme: ...wife: I mean itme: ...wife: ...me: lion there

me: *whispers* they’re the mane attraction

@dgar @UncleDuke1969 This one made me laugh, for sure.

@UncleDuke1969 it is possible to ride on a donkey which can gently step its way across the lions without disturbing them or attracting interest. I can’t guarantee this is safe, you’ll have to make that decision yourself, after all, it’s your donkey on the lion.

@UncleDuke1969
It's the lion down the middle of the road