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  • Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
    Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
    Charlie Stross
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    Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

    The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

    Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

    Revolutions are *hungry*.

    DaveD winden^capsule^batman.groupW Andrew DeaconA Isaac Ji KuoI Mark DennehyM 18 Replies Last reply
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    • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

      Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

      The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

      Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

      Revolutions are *hungry*.

      DaveD This user is from outside of this forum
      DaveD This user is from outside of this forum
      Dave
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      @cstross

      Express: We want Brexit!

      Also Express: No, not like that!

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      • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

        Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

        The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

        Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

        Revolutions are *hungry*.

        winden^capsule^batman.groupW This user is from outside of this forum
        winden^capsule^batman.groupW This user is from outside of this forum
        winden^capsule^batman.group
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        @cstross is that 12 mile exclusion zone the same they added in the 28 days later sequel??

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        • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

          Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

          The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

          Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

          Revolutions are *hungry*.

          Andrew DeaconA This user is from outside of this forum
          Andrew DeaconA This user is from outside of this forum
          Andrew Deacon
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          @cstross I have pointed out before that the only clause in the Convention that has no wriggle room is the one outlawing torture, It would seem that the Daily Mail et. al. want to torture people They are sadists.

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          • Andrew DeaconA Andrew Deacon

            @cstross I have pointed out before that the only clause in the Convention that has no wriggle room is the one outlawing torture, It would seem that the Daily Mail et. al. want to torture people They are sadists.

            Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
            Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
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            @aadeacon bUt sUReLy tHe SpiRiT oF DiAnA wAnTs mOrE hUmAn SaCriFiCEs?!?

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            • Andrew DeaconA Andrew Deacon

              @cstross I have pointed out before that the only clause in the Convention that has no wriggle room is the one outlawing torture, It would seem that the Daily Mail et. al. want to torture people They are sadists.

              RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress:R This user is from outside of this forum
              RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress:R This user is from outside of this forum
              RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress:
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              @aadeacon @cstross the one plus side of pulling out of the ECHR is that it is probably the only way to give Nazis the death penalty instead of '30 years seems long enough.'

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              • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

                The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

                Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

                Revolutions are *hungry*.

                Isaac Ji KuoI This user is from outside of this forum
                Isaac Ji KuoI This user is from outside of this forum
                Isaac Ji Kuo
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                @cstross Ah, I see. The real problem with Brexit was that they didn't Brexit hard enough.

                BREXIT HARDER

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                • winden^capsule^batman.groupW winden^capsule^batman.group

                  @cstross is that 12 mile exclusion zone the same they added in the 28 days later sequel??

                  David SP This user is from outside of this forum
                  David SP This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @winden @cstross

                  Or a wall like in the book Invitro Lottery (about a global pandemic, a fascist government, and the phrase "Make Britain Great Again") written in <checks notes> 2014

                  No, ReformLtd, it's not supposed to be an instruction manual.

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                  • DaveD Dave

                    @cstross

                    Express: We want Brexit!

                    Also Express: No, not like that!

                    David SP This user is from outside of this forum
                    David SP This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @davetansley @cstross

                    Remind me again who supposedly got Brexit done with an oven ready deal?

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                    • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                      Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

                      The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

                      Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

                      Revolutions are *hungry*.

                      Mark DennehyM This user is from outside of this forum
                      Mark DennehyM This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @cstross Minimum distance* from the UK to Ireland is 1.3km (about .85 miles) between Magilligan point and Greencastle, so are they proposing to annex Donegal as part of Brexit now?
                      Because Donegal is in the EU and the EU is less of a fan than you'd think of people annexing its territory.

                      *Minimum distance by sea, obviously. Minimum distance by land is zero.

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                      • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                        Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

                        The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

                        Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

                        Revolutions are *hungry*.

                        🔏 Matthias WiesmannT This user is from outside of this forum
                        🔏 Matthias WiesmannT This user is from outside of this forum
                        🔏 Matthias Wiesmann
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                        @cstross Yay! Let's breach Article 38 of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea and jam the channel, what could possibly go wrong?

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                        • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                          Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

                          The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

                          Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

                          Revolutions are *hungry*.

                          Kat SK This user is from outside of this forum
                          Kat SK This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @cstross Send 'em all to Sealand. They're welcome to be self-sufficient there.

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                          • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                            @aadeacon bUt sUReLy tHe SpiRiT oF DiAnA wAnTs mOrE hUmAn SaCriFiCEs?!?

                            Philippa CowderoyF This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @cstross @aadeacon Hand of Glory in the Wind

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                            • Isaac Ji KuoI Isaac Ji Kuo

                              @cstross Ah, I see. The real problem with Brexit was that they didn't Brexit hard enough.

                              BREXIT HARDER

                              Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
                              Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @isaackuo NB: "withdraw from the ECHR" is a dog-whistle for "we want to reintroduce hanging and torture dissidents".

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                              • Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
                                Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @FediThing yes. Be afraid.

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                                • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                                  Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

                                  The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

                                  Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

                                  Revolutions are *hungry*.

                                  SeiðrI This user is from outside of this forum
                                  SeiðrI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @cstross This fucking LARP of 'Children of men' (movie) is going too fucking far.

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                                  • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                                    Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

                                    The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

                                    Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

                                    Revolutions are *hungry*.

                                    Gerard Cunningham ✒️F This user is from outside of this forum
                                    Gerard Cunningham ✒️F This user is from outside of this forum
                                    Gerard Cunningham ✒️
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                                    @cstross
                                    Unlimited rice pudding!

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                                    • Mark DennehyM Mark Dennehy

                                      @cstross Minimum distance* from the UK to Ireland is 1.3km (about .85 miles) between Magilligan point and Greencastle, so are they proposing to annex Donegal as part of Brexit now?
                                      Because Donegal is in the EU and the EU is less of a fan than you'd think of people annexing its territory.

                                      *Minimum distance by sea, obviously. Minimum distance by land is zero.

                                      Gracchus Babeuf BourguignonD This user is from outside of this forum
                                      Gracchus Babeuf BourguignonD This user is from outside of this forum
                                      Gracchus Babeuf Bourguignon
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                                      @markdennehy @cstross you think these people give a suffering fig for Nordie Land?

                                      It didn't enter their calculations and machinations in 2016, it "robbed" them of their Glorious Sunlit Uplands in 2020, it is an irritation to them, nothing more.

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                                      • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                                        Today's headlines in the Daily Express!

                                        The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile exclusion zone around the UK for British vessels only.

                                        Brexit is a utopian revolutionary project, and like all URPs it can never be achieved! Juche Britannia! Consign Earth to the Dustbin of History! The People Struggle for Brexit! &c.

                                        Revolutions are *hungry*.

                                        UilebheistU This user is from outside of this forum
                                        UilebheistU This user is from outside of this forum
                                        Uilebheist
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                                        @cstross The Daily Distress.

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                                        • Ray McCarthyR This user is from outside of this forum
                                          Ray McCarthyR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @FediThing @cstross
                                          ECHR isn't an EU thing.
                                          UK founded it.

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