Email from Royal Mail: "We delivered your parcel!

Email from Royal Mail: "We delivered your parcel! How did we do?"

Mate, you did the bare fucking minimum expected of you. Your entire job is to accept the parcel that someone wants to send me, transport that parcel to my house, then ensure that the parcel enters my house. That is literally your job.

Reviews are for things that cost people money to experience. I will review a meal. I will review a new record, or a new movie.

I will not review a fucking parcel delivery. Particularly not the default parcel delivery service in the UK.