Most offensive types of pillow cases

@infobeautiful

1. Made of Pasta
2. Contains potting soil
3. Turn it over when sleeping
4. That's just the plastic bag it was delivered in, you don't have a pillow case yet.

@infobeautiful and spending all night worrried the zipper will align just right and poke your eye out.

@lumendecens @infobeautiful IT WILL.

@Meowthias @infobeautiful exactly!

@infobeautiful you forgot "pillowcase is too big, you tuck it nicely but of course it untucks in the night and now you have to battle a ghost in your bed".

@infobeautiful Thanks, I hate all of these.

@infobeautiful mine is 4

@infobeautiful

@infobeautiful the one the pillow creeps out of, during the night

@DanadasGrau@mastodon.social

That's most of them especially stealth or "memory" pillows.
Especially true of cotton pillowcases.


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