Telus should pay me for suffering this.

@NMBA
They're the worst... Except for the others (depending on location)

My previous residence was the only house completely between two coverage zones for their pre-fiber optik service, thus they gave me a 2x line ISDN plus rebranded Bell satellite.

Threats of disconnect because Microsoft decided I needed to download all of every update everytime I played one of their games blowing out some max DL cap that their emails and web interface couldn't agree on.

But the there's shaw... Neh Rogers. Currently bilking my mother the l in law (must pay for Internet even though she doesn't use it at all but it's required for the TV)
And their service where I live is spotty at best. More so when the ground gets wet.