Ok. Hear me out.

Ok. Hear me out. It was reported that the Paris #Olympics organizers set aside 300,000 condoms for the athletes. There were 10,714 athletes: that's 28 per.
Seems like THAT'S the real olympics. Why not give them their day? We have Paralympics, why not Pornolympics? We don't even need to change event names:
- marathon
- relay
- hammer throw
- vault
- floor exercise
- high dive
- sycnronized...anything.