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@lowqualityfacts Which birds make the best drinks?
@flipper Pelicans, they can shake up a surprisingly exceptional espresso martini in their big ol' beaks.
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@lowqualityfacts This is kind of a big question, but who is Big Bird related to? I hope this is the kind of bird related question you are prepared to answer.
@quietmarc He is related to both a canary and Andre the Giant.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ask Me About Birds pin. Most of you probably don't know this, but I have a PhD in Birdology. Ask me any bird-related question and I will be happy to share my extensive knowledge of beaks and feathers.
https://collabs.shop/r5tmqs@lowqualityfacts There are a few species of bird that don't fly. Do birdologists know why that is?
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ask Me About Birds pin. Most of you probably don't know this, but I have a PhD in Birdology. Ask me any bird-related question and I will be happy to share my extensive knowledge of beaks and feathers.
https://collabs.shop/r5tmqs@lowqualityfacts Which birds flips the best? I have some flipping the bird I need to do, and would like recommendations from a professional.
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@lowqualityfacts There are a few species of bird that don't fly. Do birdologists know why that is?
@tuckerm They can fly, but choose not to due to religious beliefs.
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@tuckerm They can fly, but choose not to due to religious beliefs.
@lowqualityfacts That makes sense, thank you.
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@Artafernes@mastodon.social A crow named Tom Cruise. No relation to the actor, and they were around the same age.
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Are there any bird species bigger than Big Bird?@zvinj No. There is actually a species of bird called Biggest Bird, but it is smaller than Big Bird.
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@lowqualityfacts Which birds flips the best? I have some flipping the bird I need to do, and would like recommendations from a professional.
@tankdigital The Bearded Reedling. It is perfectly round and loved to be flipped.
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Hence the term "bird dog"
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ask Me About Birds pin. Most of you probably don't know this, but I have a PhD in Birdology. Ask me any bird-related question and I will be happy to share my extensive knowledge of beaks and feathers.
https://collabs.shop/r5tmqs@lowqualityfacts which is the most birdy birb?
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ask Me About Birds pin. Most of you probably don't know this, but I have a PhD in Birdology. Ask me any bird-related question and I will be happy to share my extensive knowledge of beaks and feathers.
https://collabs.shop/r5tmqs@lowqualityfacts what is that annoying little shit of a bird that goes "totsitotsitositosi..." in 3AM and NEVER STOPS!
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ask Me About Birds pin. Most of you probably don't know this, but I have a PhD in Birdology. Ask me any bird-related question and I will be happy to share my extensive knowledge of beaks and feathers.
https://collabs.shop/r5tmqsWhy do birds fly and bulls can't? Their name both start with "b", they should be similar.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ask Me About Birds pin. Most of you probably don't know this, but I have a PhD in Birdology. Ask me any bird-related question and I will be happy to share my extensive knowledge of beaks and feathers.
https://collabs.shop/r5tmqsAh bless sheeple
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@lowqualityfacts Are all birds bastards? Or do just think that because I live in Australia? I've spent more time birds' beaks than I have in my owner's nose.
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