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After being let go from Microsoft, Clippy fell on hard times

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  • Natasha 🇪🇺N This user is from outside of this forum
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    After being let go from Microsoft, Clippy fell on hard times

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    • Natasha 🇪🇺N Natasha 🇪🇺

      After being let go from Microsoft, Clippy fell on hard times

      Ashwin DixitP This user is from outside of this forum
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      @Natasha_Jay

      It looks like you are trying to poop. May I offer a few helpful suggestions?

      The way to poop is squeeze your abdominal muscles, while loosening your sphincter muscles simultaneously. Take a deep breath. Exhale. Now, push down.

      If that doesn't work, you should try a nicotine vape, which can help relax those muscles and make the shit go down easy.

      Have you found these suggestions helpful? Please help microshit corp serve you better shit. Rate us on a scale of 1-11, using AI.

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        @Natasha_Jay

        It looks like you are trying to poop. May I offer a few helpful suggestions?

        The way to poop is squeeze your abdominal muscles, while loosening your sphincter muscles simultaneously. Take a deep breath. Exhale. Now, push down.

        If that doesn't work, you should try a nicotine vape, which can help relax those muscles and make the shit go down easy.

        Have you found these suggestions helpful? Please help microshit corp serve you better shit. Rate us on a scale of 1-11, using AI.

        plan-AZ This user is from outside of this forum
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        @purrperl @Natasha_Jay you forgot to mention that after the release most say aaaah
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          After being let go from Microsoft, Clippy fell on hard times

          Dave Sanderson 🇨🇦🍁S This user is from outside of this forum
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          @Natasha_Jay

          It might be a shitty existence but at least now people will appreciate the roll ... er, role … he now quietly performs.

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