> LOOK
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@dpnash @BigJackBrass
PET GRUE@FritzAdalis @BigJackBrass > PET GRUE
It is partially eaten. You withdraw your hand before touching it and reconsider your life choices.
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
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@brian Probably a lot, judging by some of the hidden Easter eggs that have turned up in programs like Excel over the years. The main limiting factor in a situation like mine would be that the computer network was closed (machines in a single room) and I don't imagine it lasted terribly long before they were forced to replace the hardware with something actually functional, eliminating anything left behind by people like me.
The only other useful thing we did with that network was play Lost Worlds combat books on it without the teachers noticing.
Oh, they very likely noticed that.
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
@BigJackBrass > SHINE DOT
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
@BigJackBrass Ahh, it's as good as any a way to die.
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
Cats make the most effective jailers…
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
All those hours wasted on Zork when I was 25 is why I don't play computer games anymore.
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All those hours wasted on Zork when I was 25 is why I don't play computer games anymore.
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
@BigJackBrass Reminds me of the first and only time I played a text MUD. Hungry cat showed up and I typed "FEED CAT". Little did I know the FEED verb was for vampire type attacks. Cat rightfully killed me.
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
@BigJackBrass@social.vivaldi.net hell yeah
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
@BigJackBrass One of my GURPS books, "Alphabet Arcane," features an esoteric magic beast, the Immobilizing Kitty.
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
@BigJackBrass
BEST. GAME. EVER. -
@BigJackBrass One of my GURPS books, "Alphabet Arcane," features an esoteric magic beast, the Immobilizing Kitty.
@StefanEJones Perfect
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> LOOK
You are in a room. There are exits to the north and west. There is an armchair.
> SIT
You are sitting in an armchair in a room. There are exits to the north and west. A small black cat enters the room.
> TAKE CAT
You cannot take the cat.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It starts to purr.
> PET CAT
You pet the cat. It jumps onto the chair, purrs, and settles on your lap.
> N
You cannot go north. You are immobilised by a cat.
> STAND UP
You cannot stand up. You are immobilised by a cat.
> W
You cannot go west. You are immobilised by a cat.
> PET CAT
The cat purrs.
@BigJackBrass
I remember this game. It's quite old. I think it's called Prrk. -
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