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  • myrmepropagandistF This user is from outside of this forum
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    Never get in an argument with a cat.
    Never get in a fight with some ants.

    My carpenter ants are DONE with winter. IDK why but they are awake. Maybe I gave them too much sugar as a winter snack, but it's time to get out the fluon again and set things up like it summer.

    They won't be docile and let me clean their tank. They are trying to escape.

    And I know you will think I'm making this up... but a four year old ant colony is much more sneaky and wily than a new ant colony.

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    • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

      Never get in an argument with a cat.
      Never get in a fight with some ants.

      My carpenter ants are DONE with winter. IDK why but they are awake. Maybe I gave them too much sugar as a winter snack, but it's time to get out the fluon again and set things up like it summer.

      They won't be docile and let me clean their tank. They are trying to escape.

      And I know you will think I'm making this up... but a four year old ant colony is much more sneaky and wily than a new ant colony.

      myrmepropagandistF This user is from outside of this forum
      myrmepropagandistF This user is from outside of this forum
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      If I remove the lid to their tank they could try to run up the side and over the edge, but then I would see them. They don't do this. They either wait on the lid, flattened into a crack motionless until it's removed (then they make a break for it)

      Or they get on the brush and stay motionless (not running up it) until I put it down.

      And a new gambit? playing dead so I sweep them out with the graveyard. (!)

      They keep getting smarter.

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        If I remove the lid to their tank they could try to run up the side and over the edge, but then I would see them. They don't do this. They either wait on the lid, flattened into a crack motionless until it's removed (then they make a break for it)

        Or they get on the brush and stay motionless (not running up it) until I put it down.

        And a new gambit? playing dead so I sweep them out with the graveyard. (!)

        They keep getting smarter.

        myrmepropagandistF This user is from outside of this forum
        myrmepropagandistF This user is from outside of this forum
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        What do escaped ants want?

        Mostly they want to get back into the nest they just escaped.

        Or they want to explore the exotic kitchen and bathroom scaring my poor husband.

        There is a way that he will say my name rather slowly and I know.

        I know exactly who is in there with him.

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        • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

          What do escaped ants want?

          Mostly they want to get back into the nest they just escaped.

          Or they want to explore the exotic kitchen and bathroom scaring my poor husband.

          There is a way that he will say my name rather slowly and I know.

          I know exactly who is in there with him.

          AdrianoA This user is from outside of this forum
          AdrianoA This user is from outside of this forum
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          @futurebird So they're felines, is what you mean

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          • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

            Never get in an argument with a cat.
            Never get in a fight with some ants.

            My carpenter ants are DONE with winter. IDK why but they are awake. Maybe I gave them too much sugar as a winter snack, but it's time to get out the fluon again and set things up like it summer.

            They won't be docile and let me clean their tank. They are trying to escape.

            And I know you will think I'm making this up... but a four year old ant colony is much more sneaky and wily than a new ant colony.

            llewellyL This user is from outside of this forum
            llewellyL This user is from outside of this forum
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            @futurebird a toddler in ant form ...

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            • myrmepropagandistF myrmepropagandist

              Never get in an argument with a cat.
              Never get in a fight with some ants.

              My carpenter ants are DONE with winter. IDK why but they are awake. Maybe I gave them too much sugar as a winter snack, but it's time to get out the fluon again and set things up like it summer.

              They won't be docile and let me clean their tank. They are trying to escape.

              And I know you will think I'm making this up... but a four year old ant colony is much more sneaky and wily than a new ant colony.

              VirginicusV This user is from outside of this forum
              VirginicusV This user is from outside of this forum
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              @futurebird I guess the ants didn’t see their shadow last week.

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