...horrifying message without context, thank you
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@fasterthanlime
The payroll system we use sends a message every month with the subject:RUN DO NOT REPLY
which always puts me in mind of the radioactive Cobalt canisters, DROP AND RUN.
I don't know what the emails contain, because they're way down in my inbox by the time I've decided it's probably safe to walk back to my computer.
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well, *now* you’ve done it…

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@fasterthanlime I think I know where it went.
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@fasterthanlime Oh no, did somebody connect the secret computer with the experimental artificial superintelligence to the network?
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@fasterthanlime it's the Kraken!

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@fasterthanlime sounds like a ghost escaped
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That’s true. Some people see Saw, but I never saw Saw.
@donray @fasterthanlime you never saw Saw but did you see Saw Two? Maybe you didn't see Saw Two too…
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@fasterthanlime Experiment Six-Two-Six, is that you??
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@fasterthanlime This is one of those strange messages that would actually sound even worse if it was a warning instead of an error message...
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@fasterthanlime is it really an error tho?
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@fasterthanlime @briankrebs
I scrolled through all the replies, and I can't believe nobody posted this gif. I guess I'm just old.
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@fasterthanlime well, that happens while working SCP Foundation
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@fasterthanlime add 8-bit music and you wake up running.
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@fasterthanlime was is eldritch?

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@fasterthanlime Was it in some particular form? A MIME body? Truly terrifying.
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@fasterthanlime took this yesterday, seems appropriate
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@fasterthanlime I once had to restore a lost spreadsheet from backups entitled "laboratory anomalies" which did nothing for my peace of mind...
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@fasterthanlime a highly-gaseous entity!
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@fasterthanlime
people be talking about eldritch horrors, but to me this looks like a very everyday type of horror:what did you accidentally delete?