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  3. I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap.

I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap.

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  • Fesshole 🧻F This user is from outside of this forum
    Fesshole 🧻F This user is from outside of this forum
    Fesshole 🧻
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    I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

    Not The LBC GuyN AndrewA Chaotic CatboyK Log 🪵L mauvedeityM 7 Replies Last reply
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    • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

      I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

      Not The LBC GuyN This user is from outside of this forum
      Not The LBC GuyN This user is from outside of this forum
      Not The LBC Guy
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      @fesshole sounds like valid cause for a mental health day to me

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      • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

        I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

        AndrewA This user is from outside of this forum
        AndrewA This user is from outside of this forum
        Andrew
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        @fesshole Damned right.

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        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

          I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

          Chaotic CatboyK This user is from outside of this forum
          Chaotic CatboyK This user is from outside of this forum
          Chaotic Catboy
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          @fesshole This is the correct response, where is the fess?

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          • Not The LBC GuyN Not The LBC Guy

            @fesshole sounds like valid cause for a mental health day to me

            Big Pawed BearB This user is from outside of this forum
            Big Pawed BearB This user is from outside of this forum
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            @NotTheLBCGuy @fesshole tbh I would have done the same, cats don't give trust easily.

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            • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

              I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

              Log 🪵L This user is from outside of this forum
              Log 🪵L This user is from outside of this forum
              Log 🪵
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              @fesshole It's Fesshole, not Braghole.

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              • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

                mauvedeityM This user is from outside of this forum
                mauvedeityM This user is from outside of this forum
                mauvedeity
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                @fesshole seems fair

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                • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                  I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

                  SolithaS This user is from outside of this forum
                  SolithaS This user is from outside of this forum
                  Solitha
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                  @fesshole You called in with a case of purralysis.

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                  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                    I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

                    Marcus The Board GamerL This user is from outside of this forum
                    Marcus The Board GamerL This user is from outside of this forum
                    Marcus The Board Gamer
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                    @fesshole This was, of course, the right course of action. Cat > work.

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