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One of the greatest strengths of the English language is any noun can be an insult if delivered in the right tone.

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  • Jules she/herA Jules she/her

    RE: https://mstdn.social/@sodslawyer/116056688380387248

    One of the greatest strengths of the English language is any noun can be an insult if delivered in the right tone.

    CarstenC This user is from outside of this forum
    CarstenC This user is from outside of this forum
    Carsten
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    @afewbugs Indeed, as long as you preface it with 'You absolute...".

    Underlines how "bad words" is a silly concept, it's the tone and the delivery and not the words themselves.

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    • CarstenC Carsten

      @afewbugs Indeed, as long as you preface it with 'You absolute...".

      Underlines how "bad words" is a silly concept, it's the tone and the delivery and not the words themselves.

      FlicF This user is from outside of this forum
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      Flic
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      @CarstenBoll @afewbugs similarly anything can be smut if you emphasise it right. He'll bake *her* beans, innit.

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      • FlicF Flic

        @CarstenBoll @afewbugs similarly anything can be smut if you emphasise it right. He'll bake *her* beans, innit.

        CarstenC This user is from outside of this forum
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        @Flisty @afewbugs

        I am now imagining someone sensuously feeding a lover baked beans. Thanks a lot.

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        • Jules she/herA Jules she/her

          RE: https://mstdn.social/@sodslawyer/116056688380387248

          One of the greatest strengths of the English language is any noun can be an insult if delivered in the right tone.

          skuaS This user is from outside of this forum
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          @afewbugs
          Timing and tone.

          Now wondering how far back and how wide they go.

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          • FlicF Flic

            @CarstenBoll @afewbugs similarly anything can be smut if you emphasise it right. He'll bake *her* beans, innit.

            Jules she/herA This user is from outside of this forum
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            @Flisty @CarstenBoll Oh _he'll_ emphasis it right, ifyouknowwhatImean

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            • FlicF Flic

              @CarstenBoll @afewbugs similarly anything can be smut if you emphasise it right. He'll bake *her* beans, innit.

              DamonHDD This user is from outside of this forum
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              @Flisty @CarstenBoll @afewbugs And if verbed can be used to indicate being drunk "He's completely beansed!" or failure "He beansed that one right up!"

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              • DamonHDD DamonHD

                @Flisty @CarstenBoll @afewbugs And if verbed can be used to indicate being drunk "He's completely beansed!" or failure "He beansed that one right up!"

                CarstenC This user is from outside of this forum
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                @DamonHD @Flisty @afewbugs

                I still remember the first time a UK friend asked me if I wanted to get trolleyed, had no idea what he meant.

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                • CarstenC Carsten

                  @DamonHD @Flisty @afewbugs

                  I still remember the first time a UK friend asked me if I wanted to get trolleyed, had no idea what he meant.

                  Jules she/herA This user is from outside of this forum
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                  Jules she/her
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                  @CarstenBoll @DamonHD @Flisty "Would you like to steal some wheeled metal carts from outside the supermarket and race them?"

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                  • CarstenC Carsten

                    @DamonHD @Flisty @afewbugs

                    I still remember the first time a UK friend asked me if I wanted to get trolleyed, had no idea what he meant.

                    FlicF This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @CarstenBoll @DamonHD @afewbugs trolleyed hammered smashed wankered pissed are the universal ones (pissed *off* is angry - gets confusing translating between US and UK sometimes). But you can verb any noun to do the same...

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                    • Jules she/herA Jules she/her

                      RE: https://mstdn.social/@sodslawyer/116056688380387248

                      One of the greatest strengths of the English language is any noun can be an insult if delivered in the right tone.

                      Cassana 🍻C This user is from outside of this forum
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                      Cassana 🍻
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                      @afewbugs New grammar module:
                      British english insultative vocative: “You (insert random creatively applicable noun).
                      Emphatic insultative vocative: “you absolute …”
                      This one is of course related and regularly combined with the common exclamatory vocative: "Oy!", e.g., "oy, you absolute disco light!"

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                      • Jules she/herA Jules she/her

                        @CarstenBoll @DamonHD @Flisty "Would you like to steal some wheeled metal carts from outside the supermarket and race them?"

                        CarstenC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        Carsten
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                        @afewbugs @DamonHD @Flisty

                        But then it occured to me, he wanted to get verbed! Ah, good ol' Timmy, what an absolute noun!

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                        • Jules she/herA Jules she/her

                          @CarstenBoll @DamonHD @Flisty "Would you like to steal some wheeled metal carts from outside the supermarket and race them?"

                          FlicF This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @afewbugs @CarstenBoll @DamonHD I mean they are often related activities...

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                          • Cassana 🍻C Cassana 🍻

                            @afewbugs New grammar module:
                            British english insultative vocative: “You (insert random creatively applicable noun).
                            Emphatic insultative vocative: “you absolute …”
                            This one is of course related and regularly combined with the common exclamatory vocative: "Oy!", e.g., "oy, you absolute disco light!"

                            QuixoticgeekQ This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @cassana @afewbugs the crazy thing with this is you can also use it to describe being drunk. "Got utterly trousered yesterday" "totally gazebod"...

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                            • FlicF Flic

                              @CarstenBoll @DamonHD @afewbugs trolleyed hammered smashed wankered pissed are the universal ones (pissed *off* is angry - gets confusing translating between US and UK sometimes). But you can verb any noun to do the same...

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                              0xC0DEC0DE07EA
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                              @Flisty @CarstenBoll @DamonHD @afewbugs ah! Trolleyed (or troll-eyed even for that matter) could have some logic behind it for drunk. “Want to rely on public transit to get home because we won’t be fit to walk any real distance let alone bike or drive?”

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                              • 0xC0DEC0DE07EAC 0xC0DEC0DE07EA

                                @Flisty @CarstenBoll @DamonHD @afewbugs ah! Trolleyed (or troll-eyed even for that matter) could have some logic behind it for drunk. “Want to rely on public transit to get home because we won’t be fit to walk any real distance let alone bike or drive?”

                                CarstenC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @c0dec0dec0de @Flisty @DamonHD @afewbugs I figured it's because you'll end up moving about like one of those shopping trolleys with a wonky wheel.

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                                • Jules she/herA Jules she/her

                                  RE: https://mstdn.social/@sodslawyer/116056688380387248

                                  One of the greatest strengths of the English language is any noun can be an insult if delivered in the right tone.

                                  Jon Roach, ♻️ Duke of YorkF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  Jon Roach, ♻️ Duke of York
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                                  @afewbugs hahaha our kids used to do this as a way of ending a conversation they were bored with.

                                  "You're a <last noun used in the preceding sentence>."

                                  It made no sense whatsoever and eventually I called them out on it when I could stop laughing.

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                                  • Jon Roach, ♻️ Duke of YorkF Jon Roach, ♻️ Duke of York

                                    @afewbugs hahaha our kids used to do this as a way of ending a conversation they were bored with.

                                    "You're a <last noun used in the preceding sentence>."

                                    It made no sense whatsoever and eventually I called them out on it when I could stop laughing.

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                                    Jules she/her
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                                    @FourT4 "Your Mom is a last noun used!"

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                                    • CarstenC Carsten

                                      @Flisty @afewbugs

                                      I am now imagining someone sensuously feeding a lover baked beans. Thanks a lot.

                                      FragarachF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @CarstenBoll @Flisty @afewbugs

                                      Steady on old thing, you don't feed them to the object of your affection, you persuade them to bathe in beans. In public.
                                      Or so I'm told ...

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                                      • CarstenC Carsten

                                        @c0dec0dec0de @Flisty @DamonHD @afewbugs I figured it's because you'll end up moving about like one of those shopping trolleys with a wonky wheel.

                                        FlicF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        Flic
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                                        @CarstenBoll @c0dec0dec0de @DamonHD @afewbugs yeah what the US calls trolleys we call trams. This is a shopping trolley/cart situation

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                                        • FragarachF Fragarach

                                          @CarstenBoll @Flisty @afewbugs

                                          Steady on old thing, you don't feed them to the object of your affection, you persuade them to bathe in beans. In public.
                                          Or so I'm told ...

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                                          Flic
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                                          @Fragarach @CarstenBoll @afewbugs red nose day is coming up ...

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