UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called...

Coffee (Team CW)

@astra_underscore I can give you a solid recommendation for Perl 5 from personal experience. Be sure to use the special characters a lot and liberally mix using variables in list context and scalar context.

Om the other hand, if you want (to be able) to leave the company, and *stay* away, maybe pick something else so as to avoid getting kidnapped. And should the latter happen, pray that *you* still remember how the heck the thing works.

Astra Underscore

@Coffee I don't intend to stay, I'm an intern lmao

Astra Underscore

@casandro You know, I think I had heard of this at some point, but my brain had suppressed the memory

Bubu :progress_pride: @ FOSDEM

@astra_underscore Some strategically deployed Smalltalk VMs would be nice, I think?

Or for a (far) more obscure language in a similar direction, chose Self maybe? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_(programming_language)

Christian Berger DECT 2763

@astra_underscore It is fairly rare since yate is only used in telephony and related areas. Plus yate allows for some interfaces to other programming languages allowing you to write your logic in those, too.

Astra Underscore

@Bubu I wish I had thought of that myself. I can only imagine the horror in the face of the next poor sod who has to maintain the project when he realizes that there are Smalltalk VMs hiding like booby traps all throughout the stack of what's supposedly is a Python and JS stack

I'm saving this idea. It's a sophisticated idea for a more civilized age...

Bubu :progress_pride: @ FOSDEM

@astra_underscore We had a lot of smalltalk at university, I actually really like the language and it's concepts. But I don't think that sentiment is shared by too many people .

Astra Underscore

@Bubu I really like ST too, but I think you could kill some devs by having them use it x)

Bubu :progress_pride: @ FOSDEM

@astra_underscore We had Dan Ingalls visiting our university/our professor at some point and he gave a presentation about the history of smalltalk. The presentation was obviously prepared and presented in Squeak Smalltalk.

It's been a while, but good memories.

LisPi

@astra_underscore Clasp Common Lisp, now with bindings to COM I guess.

Cosmo

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world Too many cursed things to easily pick one.
Well done!

Luci ☯⚛

@astra_underscore Typst It's like LaTeX but I personally find it more readable

Edit: Oh, wait, you wanted cursed things oops

Sigma

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world I voted Forth, but honestly I'd probably go for a custom DSL. ^^ I recently heard a story about someone who built a custom setup for deployment automation that used git branches to determine which action to execute next.

terminate :thermos:

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world build all the business logic in transact SQL running on Microsoft SQL server (preferably an older edition)

:IBMthinkpad: Midnight 🌒🌓🌕🌗🌘

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world "oh, this PDF is laid out so elegantly! what program did you use?" LaTeX! "oh, these graphics are really eye-catching! what app did you use?" GIMP!

Melody :PoweredByNeocatFloof:

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world golfscript. The version(s) where the code is actually the version of the interpreter

0x4d6165 (Julie)

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world fennel

joe

@astra_underscore
groff

kelluva carto-rusina

@astra_underscore oh forth, absolutely. Nothing like byte compiled definitions loaded from blocks. Preferably on bare metal. Complex stuff in just a few kilobytes!

Stéphanie

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world 6502 assembly in a custom emulator that uses memory maps for additional I/O (though 64kiB of memory might be a bit tight for your application)