Let me get this straight…

Randahl Fink

Within one week, Elon Musk does not want to admit he destroyed Tesla, so he announces that he is closing down factory lines — not because no one wants to buy Teslas anymore, but because he needs the lines for building AI robots.

Meanwhile Trump does not want to admit he has destroyed The Kennedy Center, so he announces he is closing it for two years — not because no one wants to go there anymore, but because he needs more time to pick out marble armrests.

Got it.

Brian M Knoblock 🇺🇸🇳🇴 🦊

@randahl

He needs a bigger place to keep the Files.

HumToTable

@randahl AKA "Liar, liar, pants on fire."

DJ [REDACTED] 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦

@randahl Those two are totally N★Sync IMO.

Viking Chieftain

@randahl

Elmo has to keep hyping Tesla, or the stock price will drop to its true value. His recent help to Ukraine, which essentially disabled the Starlink antennas used by Russian drones, was just a ploy to earn goodwill. He's evil to the core.

Dave 🐶

@randahl I need to go put a bet on the Kennedy Center being a pile of rubble by the time Trump's presidency ends (just as the East Wing will still be).

Give it a few months and all of a sudden someone will come up with some bogus evidence that "it's not structurally sound". In move the bulldozers and suddenly Trump is claiming he's going to make a new Center... just without Kennedy's name.

txtx 🇪🇺🇺🇦

@randahl Tesla will soon have just 2 car models 🧟‍️

SamuelJohnson

@randahl You saw this?

https://www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/the-walls-are-closing-in-on-tesla

Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤

@randahl

Melissa

@randahl I can only assume they're both trying to find a replacement for Little St James.

Ilka 🌐

@randahl at least the AI robots can't do any harm, because they are remote controlled. And the Kennedy Center won't show BS while it is closed. win/win on both accounts.

Ilka 🌐

@txtx which models would want to be associated with garbage? /sarcasm @randahl

MrAptronym

@randahl Not quite, Musk hasn't been able to sell models S and X for years and he needs to build the dumb robots or he doesn't get his huge bonus. His personality only really destroyed 3 and Y sales.

Still dumb, but I think it is for a different reason.

Pelican Dock Music

@randahl
the ol' fuck-up two step

Strider Uwe 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽

@randahl Both of them are full-on Cartman “screw you guys, I’m going home” energy

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@randahl

Will pedophile Elon Musk destroy eX-Twitter with pedophile bot?

#twitter #xx #elonmusk #tesla

Lor 🏴‍☠️

@randahl

i love this for him.

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RantingCanuck

@UweHalfHand @randahl

Much of the world would actually appreciate if they would both just go home... and stay home