@Doctor_Roo@mastodon.social Kirk: Put it on screen Sulu. Sulu: Aye Captain Kirk: What it is? Sulu: I think it's a Tardis. A fictional time and space teleporter from an old BBC scifi series. Kirk: Look a door is opening, there's a hot young woman sitting on the doorstep. Sulu beam her over, so she can fall in love with me. Sulu: Aye Captain transporter noise Leela: What's going on, where am I, who are you? Sulu: I am Captain Sulu. Welcome aboard :). shot of forward screen. Kirk apoplecting in Tardis doorway.